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What is wrong with Simon Pegg?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:39 am
by snipelfritz
Seriously. I keep seeing commercials for "Paul" and I just keep asking myself this. Is it just that he's never had sex before? Do you think he had some kind of accident and nobody noticed the brain damage induced slurring because he's British? Did he have an abusive family who locked him in a closet and made him watch nothing but horrible movies for 20 years robbing him of any opportunity to develop any sort of individuality or real sense of humor as well as a severely stunted, dilapidated figure and a pallor that that douche from Twilight would die for? Is he a part of some strange, Scientology-esque religion that sucks creativity out of people with suspiciously expensive machinery? Is he just retarded? :idk:

Whatever it is, nobody in their right mind thinks a movie about a CG alien geared towards adults is a good idea. Just needed to put that out there.

Re: What is wrong with Simon Pegg?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:53 am
by Heavy_Soul
snipelfritz wrote:Do you think he had some kind of accident and nobody noticed the brain damage induced slurring because he's British?


:mad:

Re: What is wrong with Simon Pegg?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:55 am
by Monkeyboard
Spaced = hilarious
Shaun of the dead = hilarious
Hot Fuzz = decent
Cameos = hilarious

nuff said

You're just pissed because there are so few truly funny americans :p

Re: What is wrong with Simon Pegg?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:34 am
by jrmy
snipelfritz wrote:Whatever it is, nobody in their right mind thinks a movie about a CG alien geared towards adults is a good idea. Just needed to put that out there.


Um... I'm actually really looking forward to Paul, and have been considered an adult (at least in the eyes of the law) for the last 19 years. Perhaps you're just not his target demographic.

Re: What is wrong with Simon Pegg?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:37 am
by Bellyheart
Loved Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead...but after that...

Re: What is wrong with Simon Pegg?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:03 am
by proroby
Monkeyboard wrote:Spaced = hilarious
Shaun of the dead = hilarious
Hot Fuzz = decent
Cameos = hilarious

nuff said

You're just pissed because there are so few truly funny americans :p


Spaced was a very funny show.

Re: What is wrong with Simon Pegg?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:12 am
by Gozu
have you seen the pilot for american spaced? it proves the british invented comedy

Re: What is wrong with Simon Pegg?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:20 am
by aen
Dude, we should make a movie called "Fuzz of the Dead"
JUST IMAGINE!

Wait, no, fuck you guys. I just copywrote "Fuzz of the Dead"
I get 50 cents every time you say it.

Re: What is wrong with Simon Pegg?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:28 am
by skip
fuzz of the dead
fuzz of the dead
fuzz of the dead
fuzz of the dead

that's $2 worth aen :excellent:

Re: What is wrong with Simon Pegg?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:22 pm
by Cody_Pole
You should transfer all that rage for Simon Pegg to Charlie Sheen that motherfucker is a demanding
braindead way overpaid junkie pigfucker.

Re: What is wrong with Simon Pegg?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:57 pm
by Jero
Shaun of the Dead was good.

Re: What is wrong with Simon Pegg?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:08 pm
by DarkAxel
Bellyheart wrote:Loved Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead


didn't see anything else, beacuse im from czech republi c amd he's ttotally unknown here...

Re: What is wrong with Simon Pegg?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:19 pm
by Scruffie
He was actually very good, his appearences in Spaced, Black Books, Big Train etc. were very good.

Problem is now, he's become 'Americanised' before he was someone who admired the TV shows and was a big fan of cult American shows and films, which is where alot of Spaced' inspiration came from, now he's part of them... kinda lost that spark he had.

Paul doesn't look all that great but i'll probably give it a go... I think he works best with Edgar Wright directing though so i'm more looking forward to the third film in the Blood & Ice Cream trilogy.

Re: What is wrong with Simon Pegg?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:24 pm
by Cody_Pole
Paul looks pretty good, I don't think he's yet made a terrible movie

Re: What is wrong with Simon Pegg?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 7:03 pm
by Fuzzy Picklez
Why the hate bro?