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thing that make you say fucj

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:19 pm
by Junk
post them here, iu'll start as to bort make this awkward

Other:"I'm pregnant."
Self: "Fuck."

Re: thing that make you say fucj

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:21 pm
by theavondon
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtik5zN5m2g[/youtube]

Re: thing that make you say fucj

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:12 pm
by tuffteef
other: im gonna be a tad late
me: FTW

Re: thing that make you say fucj

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:43 pm
by theavondon
tuffteef wrote:other: im gonna be a tad late
me: FTW

I told my friend I was gonna be a bit late today. A bit late for me means 3 minutes.

Re: thing that make you say fucj

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:53 pm
by SPACERITUAL
I have never before said fucj at any time for any reason.


tuffteef wrote:other: im gonna be a tad late
me: FTW



Esp if its a girl. That means she hasnt even done her hair or picked her shoes which means its going to be at least an hour. Which means by the time she gets to the bar youre already drunk, not in the mood for conversation becasue somebody decided youd be a good person to talk about city municipal taxes with even though this fuck doesnt even understand the tax structure nor the jurisdictions of said municipality, and youre dying of lung cancer cause you chainsmoked the rest of your pack and bought another, more overpriced pack from the bartender.

Re: thing that make you say fucj

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:54 pm
by theavondon
SPACERITUAL wrote:I have never before said fucj at any time for any reason.

GIVE IT A TRY NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

Re: thing that make you say fucj

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:51 pm
by tuffteef
SPACERITUAL wrote:I have never before said fucj at any time for any reason.


tuffteef wrote:other: im gonna be a tad late
me: FTW



Esp if its a girl. That means she hasnt even done her hair or picked her shoes which means its going to be at least an hour. Which means by the time she gets to the bar youre already drunk, not in the mood for conversation becasue somebody decided youd be a good person to talk about city municipal taxes with even though this fuck doesnt even understand the tax structure nor the jurisdictions of said municipality, and youre dying of lung cancer cause you chainsmoked the rest of your pack and bought another, more overpriced pack from the bartender.


this is all true
atleast u get drunk i get wayyyyyy too angry and the nights over when she arrives :lol:

Re: thing that make you say fucj

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:56 pm
by The4455
Dumb Blondes :facepalm: , stage crew punks (the bad ones) :wha?: , know-it-alls, my old English teacher :grumpy: , my brother :mad: , ect, ect...

Re: thing that make you say fucj

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:53 pm
by theactionindex
Most recently:

- getting tipped 3%.
- everyone trying to get me to do their taxes for free.
- everyone trying to get me to do their taxes in the first place.
- doing taxes.
- taxes.
- driving behind an old asian lady who must've misread the speed limit as 4mph instead of 30mph, and the road is too narrow to pass her.
- when I bust a nut. I figured I'd thrown in one positive one... :hello:

Re: thing that make you say fucj

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:27 am
by phantasmagorovich

Re: thing that make you say fucj

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:45 pm
by jfrey
When automatic payments I have forgotten about are withdrawn from my checking account.

Re: thing that make you say fucj

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:46 pm
by Achtane
Hitting "retry" without knowing that it makes you restart from the beginning of the game.
I was on the last boss with only seconds to go...

Re: thing that make you say fucj

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:09 pm
by SPACERITUAL
"Thursday were having dinner with my parents. Theyre leaving next week to go on vacation and i want you to meet them."




SO I BROKE UP WITH NO DELAY DUN DUN DUN DA NUN

Re: thing that make you say fucj

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 5:41 pm
by phantasmagorovich
jfrey wrote:When automatic payments I have forgotten about are withdrawn from my checking account.


Dude, today 1.500 Euro were withdrawn from my account. Not for a Matamp, unfortunately, but for health insurance. I have forgotten I had debts with them, forgotten to call and extend the time I pay them off by the hundreds and ker-pow rest of debts go to insurance company! Well, at least the money was there.

Re: thing that make you say fucj

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:03 pm
by Junk
SPACERITUAL wrote:I have never before said fucj at any time for any reason.


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