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SATAN DELIVERY FROM HELL AND DREAM INSIDE DREAMS
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:43 pm
by DarkAxel
i got a notice from a post office today. It's for a... thing and the thing is nor a letter, nor a package, i just don't know the word in english... anyway it's cash on delivery AND THE FUCKING PRICE IS 666 CZECH CROWNS
it arrived from post office Prague 42 (just a number of post office) to my post office... Ostrava 42?!
and when i try to track it, it says it isn't in evidence!
WHAT THE FUCK - IS SATAN TRYING TO SEND ME A PEDAL?!
(it can't be the Frazz Dazzler, it would come from a different Prague P.O. and it would have to be super fast, because Jwar sent it 6 days ago... )
666czk is just about 37 dollars, not much, but i need the cash to get my GF flowers and a dinner since she's having her birthday soon
Re: SATAN DELIVERY FROM HELL OF TEARING ANUSES
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:47 pm
by tuffteef
i got lost at czech crowns
Re: SATAN DELIVERY FROM HELL OF TEARING ANUSES
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:10 pm
by DarkAxel
it's our currency, we haven't fully adopted euro yet
Re: SATAN DELIVERY FROM HELL OF TEARING ANUSES
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:12 pm
by SPACERITUAL
Can you wear them on your head? That sounds cumbersome. How do you carry all those crowns around.
Re: SATAN DELIVERY FROM HELL OF TEARING ANUSES
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:24 pm
by dubkitty
my brain is desperately trying to set "666 CZECH CROWNS" to the tune of "99 Luftballons."
Re: SATAN DELIVERY FROM HELL OF TEARING ANUSES
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:11 pm
by snipelfritz
I'm still trying figure out what isn't a letter and isn't a package. Parcel? but that's really just another word for package. Homemade bomb/anthrax attack? Stripper-laden cake? It is your girlfriend's birthday soon.
Re: SATAN DELIVERY FROM HELL OF TEARING ANUSES
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:28 pm
by DarkAxel
a parcel could be the word... well... it could be a small package upt to 2 kilograms i think, size of a book or something similar. We have a specific name for it
fuck guys, i'm having the most crazy day ever... and you're talking about our stupid currency name?
tonight i had a dream that i was talking to someone about a dream i had... and then the second dream in the dream actually became a reality in the first dream! what the hell?
something like REAL LIFE INCEPTION
also my girlfriend visited me at my part-time job and sucked my dong in a hallway... i think a rather enjoyed this day
Re: SATAN DELIVERY FROM HELL AND DREAM INSIDE DREAMS
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:07 pm
by SPACERITUAL
Was the dong sucking real or dreamed? I used to make a little love in the back of the journeys where i was the manager. Was sweet.
Re: SATAN DELIVERY FROM HELL OF TEARING ANUSES
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:09 pm
by MaxMaps
tuffteef wrote:i got lost at czech crowns
+1
Re: SATAN DELIVERY FROM HELL AND DREAM INSIDE DREAMS
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:20 pm
by theavondon
Wait, devil crown blowjobs?
Re: SATAN DELIVERY FROM HELL AND DREAM INSIDE DREAMS
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:23 pm
by snipelfritz
Satan was crowned "King of the Blowjobs"
Re: SATAN DELIVERY FROM HELL AND DREAM INSIDE DREAMS
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:13 am
by counterdestroy
czech devil blowjobs, only 666 crowns.
Re: SATAN DELIVERY FROM HELL AND DREAM INSIDE DREAMS
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:41 am
by Noise...
Ahhh. The day DarkAxel became a satanist.
What a day.
Re: SATAN DELIVERY FROM HELL AND DREAM INSIDE DREAMS
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:09 am
by tuffteef
speaking of czech republic
now that ilf is getting more euro friendly
someone should dig up the candy exchange thread
Re: SATAN DELIVERY FROM HELL AND DREAM INSIDE DREAMS
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:16 am
by Bassus Sanguinis