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Posted: **Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:55 am**

TO THE ONE TRUE GOD ABOVE
PLEEEASE GIVE ME A JOB
SO THAT I CAN BUY AN AMP
PREFERABLYYY A MEEEAT-SUH-MO-OKE

IT WONT BE THE FIRST, CAUSE THE OTHER
GOT THROOOWN OF A CLIFF
BY A BIIITCH THAT
WAS DRUUU-UNK
AND REALLY REALLY REALLY PISSED OFF
CAUSE MY DRUMMER CHEATED
HE FUCKIN CHEATED!
CHEATED HE FUCKIN CHEATED!
HEEEE FUCKIN CHEATED!
FUCKIN CHEATED!
HE FUCKING CHEATED, AMEN...

Posted: **Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:06 am**

I'm sorry, but that's hilarious.

The parody, not the story.

Posted: **Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:41 am**

Posted: **Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:50 am**

Christopher wrote:

Posted: **Tue Dec 28, 2010 4:25 am**

you could always sell your soul to the devil for a job?

Posted: **Tue Dec 28, 2010 4:33 am**

If im going to sell my soul i want the money up straight. Althought im sure he got it in 2nd grade for a heath bar or something.

Posted: **Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:14 am**

Christopher wrote:

Posted: **Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:24 pm**

Christopher wrote:

This is amazing!

Posted: **Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:23 pm**

tuffteef wrote:you could always sell your soul to the devil for a job?

So ... some kind of corporate marketing job then?

Posted: **Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:24 pm**

Selling ones soul is so yesterday. Leasing and mortcage, You know, are the way to maximise the profits from Your investment. :cool:

Posted: **Tue Dec 28, 2010 4:28 pm**

devnulljp wrote:
tuffteef wrote:you could always sell your soul to the devil for a job?
So ... some kind of corporate marketing job then?

desk jobs in general

Posted: **Tue Dec 28, 2010 4:49 pm**

desk jobs get you amps....and i do not have amps....AND AM FILLED WITH SORROW. GIVE ME DESK JOB.

Posted: **Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:43 pm**

Original post needs to be a fucking song.

Cause it rocks.

Posted: **Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:50 pm**

I posted it cause i was high and had my friends acoustic making up songs and loled to myself. i was screaming HE FUCKIN CHEATED and woke up his girlfriend.

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2010 2:10 am**

SPACERITUAL wrote:I posted it cause i was high and had my friends acoustic making up songs and loled to myself. i was screaming HE FUCKIN CHEATED and woke up his girlfriend.