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This has not been posted here. (Now NSFW)
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:33 pm
by nad
Re: This has not been posted here.
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:04 pm
by Achtane
Cleverbot: How's your health?
User: I have a headache.
Cleverbot: I have a headache.
User: You too?
Cleverbot: You do not have hair.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: How do you know that legs are good?
Ah yes.
Re: This has not been posted here.
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:11 pm
by hclapp219
Cleverbot: No, see, I AM leaving.
User: Do not leave please.
Cleverbot: I don't care. I'm leaving.
User: I would prefer it if you stayed.
Cleverbot: Why should I stay?
User: Because I will give you pie.
Cleverbot: I'm not good at telling jokes.
User: That is okay, neither am I.
Cleverbot: Haha. That is understandable.
Re: This has not been posted here.
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:17 pm
by unownunown
User: do you love fuzz?
Cleverbot: Yeah... I really do...
SO IT HAS BEEN SPOKEN
Re: This has not been posted here.
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:19 pm
by smile_man
me: break my face in
cb: you have no heart to break
Re: This has not been posted here.
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:22 pm
by smile_man
cleverbot cant handle xiu xiu lyrics.
i've stumped it.
Re: This has not been posted here.
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:29 pm
by smile_man
cb: I don't think there is a cleverbot I think people just think there is.
Re: This has not been posted here.
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:01 pm
by comtrails70
cleverbot: We are the champions.
user:Champions of what?
celverbot:The world.
use:What does that mean?
cleverbot:I can teach you the beauty and the meaning and the significance of life and the world.
user:Awesome, lets!
cleverbot:No. Just no.
dammit so close..
Re: This has not been posted here.
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:06 pm
by comtrails70
User:Helicopters?
Clever:That must be fun.
Why must that be fun?
Do you think life has a meaning?
You answered my question with a question.
You did not ask me a question, you answered mine.
im done with cleverbot is getting snippy.
Re: This has not been posted here.
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:13 pm
by culturejam
Me: How are you feeling?
CB: I'm fine, how about you?
Me: Good. How is your mother?
CB: She's mad.
Me: Why?
CB: Because I went out with my friends when I should have stayed with her.
Me: What a bitch
CB: No, the Dodgers is a baseball team, not a bird.
Re: This has not been posted here.
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:15 pm
by Gearmond
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: No you tell me a joke.
User: Only if you tell me a joke first.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because, as mentioned above, I don't know any Jokes.
User: Than you must not be that clever if you don't know any jokes.
Cleverbot: My memory is terrible.
User: Your existence is a farce and a lie.
Re: This has not been posted here.
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:19 pm
by culturejam
I just asked Cleverbot if it had a vagina. It said "yes".
That explains all the fucking questions it asks.
Re: This has not been posted here.
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:47 pm
by delaydecay
me: PENIS PENIS PENIS!
bot: How informative!
me: PENIS PENIS PENIS!!
bot: But why?
me: PENIS PENIS PENIS?
bot: No! I am female.
Re: This has not been posted here.
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 7:44 pm
by Jwar
user: do you like balls in your ass?
cb: I don't like it I LOVE it.
Re: This has not been posted here.
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 7:50 pm
by Scruffie
Me: Who do you think the best band ever is?
CB: I think it's Iron Maiden, who do you think it is?
Me: It's not a question i've really thought about before, I just wanted to put it forward to you.
CB: What are you trying to explain?
Me: My Reasons for asking the question but also my lack of an answer
CB: But our conversation is so short! What makes you say that religion is a lie?
Me: I hate Jews.
CB: Why do you hate cars?
Me: They Call me Names
CB: Really?
Me: Yes, they said they hate my mother too.
CB: Is it over nine thousand?
Me: Is what over nine thousand?
CB: His power level.
Me: Whose Power Level?
CB: Do you have an I-Phone?
Me: You're thick as pig shit, you know that?
CB: Yes I am.
Me: You touch Children
CB: Do you have any Children?
Me: Why, do you want to touch them?
CB: Yes I do.
Yeahhh, it lost track of that one.
