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I just woke up and sprinted to Jazzmaster Splinter to check on him. I dreamed that in his fragile old age the neck had become warped and twisted, like a Dali painting. I was scared for my life

It's ok.

Fuzz scares nightmares away, so get to playing.

cool story bros.

I was about to do it with this hot chick but then I woke up, nnnoooooooooo!!!!

My very worst nightmares happened when I was a child. In this one particular nightmare,my sister had confessed her love for Satan and turned into a demon before my very eyes. Her skin melted and became all scaly. I woke up,freaked the fuck out.

I used to have these recurring dreams where a shapeshifting neon blue starfish would kill everybody that I loved and I could do nothing to prevent it. It would stalk me but never actually harm me personally. Used to freak me out for days afterward.

More recently, I had a nightmare that I was trapped in a castle and had to battle a wizard. He had powers but all I had was an enchanted sword that could cause him damage but I couldn't get close enough cuz he was too strong. He was blasting holes in the castle wall behind me and I was certain that I was gonna die. I woke up before the battle finished, so I don't know if I would have survived or not.

i used to have night hallucinations, often pop culture themed, fuck those.

-shudder-

i used to have reoccurring dreams about stealing bananas

true story

Hypnic jerks...

maz91379 wrote:

tuffteef wrote:i used to have reoccurring dreams about stealing bananas

true story

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I'm just saying... Australian bananas are only grown in Australia who knows what the government puts in them .

it was during the banana drought when it was like 17 dollars a kg
im not sure if you were around when it happened
it was weird i didnt get it, the only way il eat a banana let alone fruit is if its covered in ice cream and sprinkles and little peanuts