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sooo
i havnt had a holiday in maybe 12 or 13 years now and next year i thought maybe its time to ditch sydney and go on holiday in the land of america and spend my equal dollar for dollar moniez in your country.
but i just cant decide where to go
i want to go to new new york
or california to power pop it up and smoke some weed

or anywhere else
the place is fucking huge i dont even know where to go or start

first of all where should i NOT stay and get held up in robbery even though im black and make a bad bargaining chip
being from australia if someone tried to mug me or do somethin id prob agree and fight them or laugh.

i also dont want to end up an axe victim in the desert like several of your america movies

show us what you look like and I'll tell you where to go
I'm assuming you're pasty white, thus east LA is the place you wanna hit up first

btw im not australian im from new new zealand but i just happen to live here
im not wesley snipes black
im am more of a brown

but im down to hang out in white folk

I have yet to meet a ax murder

Mudfuzz wrote:I have yet to meet a ax murder

weirdly i know some murderers maybe not axe types

come chill in my car with me. Well do blow and punch cops.

SPACERITUAL wrote:come chill in my car with me. Well do blow and punch cops.

I first read that as "We'll blow and punch cops" and I couldn't figure out why you'd do both.

Well, stay away from anything around the great lakes or nebraska, wyoming, etc.

If you don't get the axe murderer you'll eventually die of boredom, no arguement.

i've been to LA like, once. it was freaking awesome.

but you should definitely try to go to portland. it's probably the best city in the US.

Texas is fun, if not totally retarded huge.

If someone tries to mug you, you could just comment on how small your muggers knife is whilst, concurrently, showing them (and commenting on) how much larger your knife is.

Done and done.

Companda wrote:If someone tries to mug you, you could just comment on how small your muggers knife is whilst, concurrently, showing them (and commenting on) how much larger your knife is.

Done and done.

Really, why is there no high-five smiley?

just go to nyc. you can spend your entire holiday there and you won't get bored... plus there's plenty of places close enough to go for a day or two - philly and chill with me, boston, lots of national parks, etc.
don't worry, there's plenty of good weed in nyc - they even deliver it right to your door!