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http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

I think the TSA deserves a shot in the mouth.

AS IF they'd arrest someone for ejaculating and claiming that he sexually assaulted the TSA officer... wtf?

Dead Serious News wrote:Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused.

Sounds like the dude jacked him off in the first place.

Did anyone else think his last name was a little too ironic?

What a funny name..."Percy!"

SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED

modernage wrote:Did anyone else think his last name was a little too ironic?

Yes

um...

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?page_id=2

i'll just leave that there

Gearmond wrote:um...

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?page_id=2

i'll just leave that there

i always take things too seriously. can't believe I got caught by one of these fake news stories yet again.

"Hours before being place on Interpol’s most wanted list, Julian Assange announced that WikiLeaks was going to release thousands of documents related to the recent arrest of Percy Cummings."

Gearmond wrote:um...

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?page_id=2

i'll just leave that there

yeah, Dead Serious News is satirical.

at least everything on The Onion is true.

i hope mister cummings sues the fuck out of them. D;

edit: oh it's fake? well i believed it anyway. it'll only be a month or two before it really happens, right?

Geez, you guys thought that was real?

Where has everyone's sense of humor gone?


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CBA713 wrote:Geez, you guys thought that was real?

Where has everyone's sense of humor gone?


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I"m just gullible as shit sometimes.

You know, this used to be satire...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyAautx-mVc[/youtube]

devnulljp wrote:You know, this used to be satire...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyAautx-mVc[/youtube]

satire = reality + time