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How do you go about telling a chick...

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:54 am
by McSpunckle
... that you'd totally date them if they lost a significant amount of weight?

:poke:

Re: How do you go about telling a chick...

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:58 am
by starcastic
You don't wanna do that. Date her or don't.

Re: How do you go about telling a chick...

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:05 am
by The4455
I don't think you can, but if you start to date her and then invite her on your "work outs" then it might work, and you'd be doing her a favor and pleasing yourself, untill she realizes her new image and self confidence and moves on/just look somewhere else

Re: How do you go about telling a chick...

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:49 am
by tuffteef
i wouldnt
youd end up just being a jerk or lowie

its just not that cool to judge people on silly things
:idk:

Re: How do you go about telling a chick...

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:29 am
by Fuzzy Picklez
So, you're a lesbian? :lol:

j/k j/k j/k j/k

I'm not sure there is really a way to do that nicely.

Re: How do you go about telling a chick...

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:47 am
by tuffteef
the ladies talk too so like tread wisely :lol:
if u piss one off for the wrong reason u pretty much might aswel go gay cause you will hear the sound of vaginas slamming shut

Re: How do you go about telling a chick...

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:48 am
by Christopher
Just find a hot skinny girl to date. Problem solved. :snax:

Re: How do you go about telling a chick...

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:38 am
by devnulljp
Christopher wrote:Just find a hot skinny girl to date. Problem solved. :snax:
Do they have those in Tennessee?

:duck:

Re: How do you go about telling a chick...

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:43 am
by colin
starcastic wrote:You don't wanna do that. Date her or don't.


This. If you like her, like her for who she is.

Re: How do you go about telling a chick...

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:48 am
by McSpunckle
colin wrote:
starcastic wrote:You don't wanna do that. Date her or don't.


This. If you like her, like her for who she is.


No.

Re: How do you go about telling a chick...

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:49 am
by McSpunckle
tuffteef wrote:the ladies talk too so like tread wisely :lol:
if u piss one off for the wrong reason u pretty much might aswel go gay cause you will hear the sound of vaginas slamming shut


1) ... I go both ways.

2) I bet that sounds hilarious.

Re: How do you go about telling a chick...

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:50 am
by Companda
colin wrote:
This. If you like her, like her for who she is.



But "who she is" is a fatty.

Re: How do you go about telling a chick...

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:51 am
by colin
Companda wrote:
colin wrote:
This. If you like her, like her for who she is.



But "who she is" is a fatty.


Fatties give good head, they're hungry.

Re: How do you go about telling a chick...

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:56 am
by McSpunckle
Like, if you were to hold two fish-- one in each hand-- by the tail, and slap them together, I bet that's what a vagina slamming shut sounds like.

Re: How do you go about telling a chick...

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:57 am
by colin
McSpunckle wrote:Like, if you were to hold two fish-- one in each hand-- by the tail, and slap them together, I bet that's what a vagina slamming shut sounds like.


Also a good approximation of what it would smell like.