Holy shit!
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:06 pm
I live right down the street from the fucking zoo.
TIGERS ARE RIGHT. FUCKING. THERE! -points violently-
TIGERS ARE RIGHT. FUCKING. THERE! -points violently-
After a single bear wandering into town has drawn an over-reaction from the residents of Springfield, Homer stands outside his house and muses, “Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol is working like a charm!”
Lisa sees through his reasoning: “That’s specious reasoning, dad.” Homer, misunderstanding the word “specious”, thanks her for the compliment.
Optimistically, she tries to explain the error in his argument: “By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.” Homer is confused: “Hmm; how does it work?” Lisa: “It doesn’t work; it’s just a stupid rock!” Homer: “Uh-huh.” Lisa: “… but I don’t see any tigers around, do you?”
Homer, after a moment’s thought: “Lisa, I want to buy your rock…”
McSpunckle wrote:I live right down the street from the fucking zoo.
TIGERS ARE ~ FUCKING ~ THERE! -points violently-

Mudfuzz wrote:McSpunckle wrote:I live right down the street from the fucking zoo.
TIGERS ARE ~ FUCKING ~ THERE! -points violently-


maz91379 wrote:McSpunckle wrote:
Let's fuck like tigers.
