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I am gonna regret taking this feminist class:

as the only guy in the class I was asked
"If men are so great why can't you poo standing?"

.............






thats one of the stupidest lines of reasoning I've ever heard
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We can poo standing. It's just not very pretty.

Ask your classmates why none of them can drive.

Bring up the Ines Sainz / Jets locker room harassment and tell them she should stop dressing like club rat if she wants a big boy job.
...or get with the making me a sandwich.

oinkbanana wrote:I am gonna regret taking this feminist class:

as the only guy in the class I was asked
"If men are so great why can't you poo standing?"

What's a feminist class? Feminist what?
And who said men were so great anyway? Would you blow one?

devnulljp wrote:

oinkbanana wrote:I am gonna regret taking this feminist class:

as the only guy in the class I was asked
"If men are so great why can't you poo standing?"

What's a feminist class? Feminist what?
And who said men were so great anyway? Would you blow one?

tell her that ^
"I'm not the one sleeping with men."

Gunner Recall wrote:Bring up the Ines Sainz / Jets locker room harassment and tell them she should stop dressing like club rat if she wants a big boy job.
...or get with the making me a sandwich.

club rat or not,...I'd tap that,...twice.

Oh and oinkbanana,...shouldn't you be asking one of your classmates to help you with your homework,...or are they all granola munchin, non shaving hippies.

Lastly,...I can't poo standing because I don't want to risk getting my own shit on my schlong.

there's a Womans Studies program at my school, and I thought it'd be fun and a breath of air from my heavy math books.

Haven't taken any classes with freshmen(freshwomen ) in a while.

bra burning ceremony

Who would stand to shit?...regardless of sex.

gururyan wrote:Who would stand to shit?...regardless of sex.

Good point. It's really not at all ergonomic to shit standing up.

I'd mention in the class that human physiology is not optimized for standing shatz. I'm pretty sure you need some bend at the waist to facilitate a bowel movement


Or, you could explain how we could shit standing up at a urinal. That ought to be a fun pictorial project for the class.

This thread is AWESOME.

Women can poo standing? Last I heard they could get some serious health problems if they peed standing...

This:

sevenSHARPnine wrote:Ask your classmates why none of them can drive.

+ this:

Gunner Recall wrote:get with the making me a sandwich.

+ this:

tuffteef wrote:let's have a bra burning ceremony

=win.

At your next class, go to the front of the room, drop trou and just take a huge dump while standing. Right on the floor. Then, without saying a word, leave. You will definitely get an A if you do this.

oinkbanana wrote:there's a Womans Studies program at my school, and I thought it'd be fun and a breath of air from my heavy math books.

Haven't taken any classes with freshmen(freshwomen ) in a while.

You realise you're the ritual sacrifice they have to do as their practical project at the end of the year right? They're just fattening you up for the Bobbit on graduation day...
You haven't read The Dark Secret of Harvest Home have you?

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