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ELBAN THE TROLL-SLAYER
Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 2:24 pm
by Big Mon
I love reading the old tales of the Norse,the Celts,and Greeks and Romans. Am I the only one? Drop some knowledge,share your favorite mythological tale!
Re: ANY MYTHOLOGY BUFFS HERE?
Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 2:28 pm
by futuresailors
The Indian ones about coyote used to supply me with a good giggle. I don't know any sites online that have them though...
Re: ANY MYTHOLOGY BUFFS HERE?
Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 2:31 pm
by Big Mon
futuresailors wrote:The Indian ones about coyote used to supply me with a good giggle. I don't know any sites online that have them though...
Ah,quite the trickster he was...sort of brings the Norse deity Loki to mind,or the Greek Pan(one of my personal favs)

Re: ANY MYTHOLOGY BUFFS HERE?
Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 4:34 pm
by Big Mon
maz91379 wrote:Enjoy it but haven't done any reading in quite some time as i've been tied up with other books.
A pity,Australia is rich with the lor of the Aborigines. The Dreamtime,the didgeridoo sounding the world into existence,and the rainbow serpent

Re: ANY MYTHOLOGY BUFFS HERE?
Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 11:19 pm
by Houdini116
I've always found the Druids to be pretty cool.
And the Anglo-Saxon gods have always been pretty cool as well, especially Odin, what a badass.

Re: ANY MYTHOLOGY BUFFS HERE?
Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 11:54 pm
by smile_man
I like minoan stuffs.
Re: ANY MYTHOLOGY BUFFS HERE?
Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 11:55 pm
by Big Mon
Houdini116 wrote:I've always found the Druids to be pretty cool.
And the Anglo-Saxon gods have always been pretty cool as well, especially Odin, what a badass.


Re: ANY MYTHOLOGY BUFFS HERE?
Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 11:58 pm
by Blurillaz
Re: ANY MYTHOLOGY BUFFS HERE?
Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 12:06 am
by Big Mon
Blurillaz wrote:
OH NOSE,TEH SCAAAAAARRRRY

Noice one,Blurzum
Re: ANY MYTHOLOGY BUFFS HERE?
Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:13 pm
by Blurillaz
Ooooh
blurzum sounds coo'
anywho
i basically only knaow pazuzu
as hes the dude in front of kong, and also the dude in the exorcist.
but the silly heavy side in me likes this kinda stuff, i read every once in while
Re: ANY MYTHOLOGY BUFFS HERE?
Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:22 pm
by Big Mon
Well then,let's talk demonology

one account from the 1500's assigned high ranking devils to govern one of the 7 deadly sins:
1.Lucifer-pride
2. Mammon-avarice
3.Beelzebub-gluttony
4.Belphegor-sloth
5. Leviathan-envy
6.Satan-wrath
7. Asmodeus-lust
Re: ANY MYTHOLOGY BUFFS HERE?
Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 11:40 pm
by elbandito
blooghost wrote:Well then,let's talk demonology

one account from the 1500's assigned high ranking devils to govern one of the 7 deadly sins:
1.Lucifer-pride
2. Mammon-avarice
3.Beelzebub-gluttony
4.Belphegor-sloth
5. Leviathan-envy
6.Satan-wrath
7. Asmodeus-lust
Me and Asmodeus are this this, yo:
we boyzz.
Re: ANY MYTHOLOGY BUFFS HERE?
Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 12:39 am
by floating opera
hey now el_bandito. read any good mythologie books lately: got any you wanna
RECOMMEND.

Re: ANY MYTHOLOGY BUFFS HERE?
Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 12:14 pm
by elbandito
floating opera wrote:hey now el_bandito. read any good mythologie books lately: got any you wanna
RECOMMEND.

well there's the one about the little douchebag that never learned his lesson and kept making himself look stupid...
One day in I<3Fuzzgard, this funny-looking little troll of a forum user decided that he would pop up and start posting irrelevant things and derailing topics with nonsense. Tomdin, the highest of the forum Gods, was a lenient god and not one to smite an upstart for stupidity, as he felt that even the stupid deserved a chance to live. This displeased several of the lesser forumites (the equivalent of biblical 'Angels') and one in particular - one called ElBan. ElBan was not as tolerant as the mighty Tomdin and decided to take it upon himself to show the little upstart troll the light, with the help of a few other well-respected forumites.
Unfortunately, the douchy troll just couldn't understand what ElBan and others were trying to explain to him, and he kept up with his trolling, derailing and general not-coolness and he caused several threads to suffer because of his uncaring. Eventually, after many, many, MANY annoying posts, the douche realized that he had alienated himself in the forum and decided to restyle himself with a new moniker and try to re-enter the gates of I<3Fuzzgard. The thing he didn't count on was that unlike himself, the forumites were not stupid and could check his IP address and block him, his posts and his PMs to prevent him from ever spreading his douchiness in the forum again.
Re: ANY MYTHOLOGY BUFFS HERE?
Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 1:06 pm
by Big Mon
elbandito wrote:floating opera wrote:hey now el_bandito. read any good mythologie books lately: got any you wanna
RECOMMEND.

well there's the one about the little douchebag that never learned his lesson and kept making himself look stupid...
One day in I<3Fuzzgard, this funny-looking little troll of a forum user decided that he would pop up and start posting irrelevant things and derailing topics with nonsense. Tomdin, the highest of the forum Gods, was a lenient god and not one to smite an upstart for stupidity, as he felt that even the stupid deserved a chance to live. This displeased several of the lesser forumites (the equivalent of biblical 'Angels') and one in particular - one called ElBan. ElBan was not as tolerant as the mighty Tomdin and decided to take it upon himself to show the little upstart troll the light, with the help of a few other well-respected forumites.
Unfortunately, the douchy troll just couldn't understand what ElBan and others were trying to explain to him, and he kept up with his trolling, derailing and general not-coolness and he caused several threads to suffer because of his uncaring. Eventually, after many, many, MANY annoying posts, the douche realized that he had alienated himself in the forum and decided to restyle himself with a new moniker and try to re-enter the gates of I<3Fuzzgard. The thing he didn't count on was that unlike himself, the forumites were not stupid and could check his IP address and block him, his posts and his PMs to prevent him from ever spreading his douchiness in the forum again.
Wow,nicely done!
