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Posted: **Mon Mar 02, 2015 12:35 pm**

Thinks I'm the international hipster police.

Posted: **Mon Mar 02, 2015 12:43 pm**

Picks up girls in high heels while wearing high heels, and is pretty good at cover-up stories.

Posted: **Mon Mar 02, 2015 12:59 pm**

Doesn't conform to non conformity.

Posted: **Mon Mar 02, 2015 2:45 pm**

Moniker always reminds me of that bassist chick for Smashing Pumpkins. LOL.

Posted: **Mon Mar 02, 2015 6:43 pm**

Has the most attractive photo in all of their high school year books

Posted: **Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:34 am**

Lives in a tiny faberge egg amongst Alexas hair.

Posted: **Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:46 am**

Sometimes wears a pirate eye patch to appear more interesting to strangers. Other times walks with a cane.

Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2015 10:32 am**

Dances with kangaroos like an Australian Outback Kevin Costner.

Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:33 pm**

Once referred to himself as the "Post-apocalyptic Postman"...

Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:35 pm**

Isn't a real person. He is just a pair of Chuck Taylor's.

Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:43 pm**

Almost killed this thread.

Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:51 pm**

Will not kill this thread.

Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:08 pm**

Is better at English than I.

Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:24 pm**

Disarm D'arcy wrote:Almost killed this thread.

what are you talking about? You got it all wrong, I almost kill every thread I post in. :picard:

Probably speaks German better than Phantasmagorovich.

Say something about the person that posted before you.