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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:55 am
by Iommic Pope
#freedomfordaddickseverywhere

#invisiblefightclub

Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:16 pm
by resincum
Invisible Man wrote:
resincum wrote:
The Velvet Hammer wrote:
resincum wrote:VELVET HAMMER.. are you Jwar?
The Hammer is steel, Jwar is meat with the strength of steel.
tru. my next guess is Invisible Man
Pretty sure the VH deleted one of my posts. Do with that what you will; make your own determinations.

Fairly sure I'm losing my grip on reality, so this is very possible. Or maybe the Velvet Hammer is me. Who is the dominant personality here? Or maybe VH is Dad Dick 2999.
hmm well my last guess is D.o.S.

Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:17 pm
by The Velvet Hammer
D.o.S. wrote:#FreeTroySanders
I don't care how much you're charging for it, I don't want any.

Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:19 pm
by The Velvet Hammer
resincum wrote:
Invisible Man wrote:
resincum wrote:
The Velvet Hammer wrote:
resincum wrote:VELVET HAMMER.. are you Jwar?
The Hammer is steel, Jwar is meat with the strength of steel.
tru. my next guess is Invisible Man
Pretty sure the VH deleted one of my posts. Do with that what you will; make your own determinations.

Fairly sure I'm losing my grip on reality, so this is very possible. Or maybe the Velvet Hammer is me. Who is the dominant personality here? Or maybe VH is Dad Dick 2999.
hmm well my last guess is D.o.S.
Bingo!

Was his name-o.

But not even close.

Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:27 pm
by D.o.S.
:rofl:

I wish I could take credit for the great Toto take-down of 2015 but alas I cannot.

Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:28 pm
by Chankgeez
Uncle Grandfather is TVH. It's true.

Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:33 pm
by The Velvet Hammer
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY[/youtube]

Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:45 pm
by goroth
Chankgeez wrote:Uncle Grandfather is TVH. It's true.
He toto'd his own posts because he was too ashamed to admit his love for the Luke.

Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:36 pm
by Chankgeez

Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:25 am
by Disarm D'arcy
Do you need brief or boxers to shove Chinese noodles in your underwear?

Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:45 am
by The Velvet Hammer
Disarm D'arcy wrote:Do you need brief or boxers to shove Chinese noodles in your underwear?
Briefs, definitely briefs, they form a natural seal around the thigh and also sometimes have that little flap bit in the front for additional storage.

Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 3:04 pm
by goroth
The Velvet Hammer wrote:
Disarm D'arcy wrote:Do you need brief or boxers to shove Chinese noodles in your underwear?
Briefs, definitely briefs, they form a natural seal around the thigh and also sometimes have that little flap bit in the front for additional storage.
What is the best object to store in a brief flap?

Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 3:15 pm
by The Velvet Hammer
goroth wrote:
The Velvet Hammer wrote:
Disarm D'arcy wrote:Do you need brief or boxers to shove Chinese noodles in your underwear?
Briefs, definitely briefs, they form a natural seal around the thigh and also sometimes have that little flap bit in the front for additional storage.
What is the best object to store in a brief flap?
Additional soy sauce sachets, clearly.

Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2017 11:45 pm
by BitchPudding
Are you Bitchpudding?

Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 1:44 am
by Blackened Soul
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