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Shut that shit off.

Put on some All Bodies, BTBAM.

Man, Alaska was such a good album.

wait! guys! wait! what... huh....

IEatCats wrote:I guess this is a party house now.

WHO WANTS TO PLAY DRUNK MONOPOLY?

I'm the fucking shoe...anyone who doesn't like it can fight me to the death

Hey, is this a house party or a block party?

Keep that shit indoors. The children don't need to see this.

IEatCats wrote:Man, Alaska was such a good album.

RR Bigman wrote:

IEatCats wrote:I guess this is a party house now.

WHO WANTS TO PLAY DRUNK MONOPOLY?

I'm the fucking shoe...anyone who doesn't like it can fight me to the death

Go ahead, shoe sucks. I'd go with top hat but I assume axel has dibs, so I'll take the next best thing, the wheelbarrow.

snipelfritz wrote:

RR Bigman wrote:

IEatCats wrote:I guess this is a party house now.

WHO WANTS TO PLAY DRUNK MONOPOLY?

I'm the fucking shoe...anyone who doesn't like it can fight me to the death

Go ahead, shoe sucks. I'd go with top hat but I assume axel has dibs, so I'll take the next best thing, the wheelbarrow.

Wheelbarrow is a nice choice. I call the thimble.

I am invincible in Monopoly.

Last time I played monopoly I totally fucked my oppenent. Then literally fucked her.

I swear that game is nothing more than getting good rolls on the first time around. No strategy whatsoever.

snipelfritz wrote:Last time I played monopoly I totally fucked my oppenent. Then literally fucked her.

I swear that game is nothing more than getting good rolls on the first time around. No strategy whatsoever.

the only strategy in monopoly is Buy ALL THE GODDAMN DARK BLUE PROPERTIES...or the utilities and railroads if you're lame.

snipelfritz wrote:I swear that game is nothing more than getting good rolls on the first time around. No strategy whatsoever.

That game is solid strategy. I shit you not. I have never lost*, and I played that game dozens of times.

*I actually did lose once, when everyone else playing decided to as a team try to beat me. I count that shit as cheating though.

GUYYYYYSSSSS. There's some dinner on the floor if you want it!

jfrey wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:I swear that game is nothing more than getting good rolls on the first time around. No strategy whatsoever.

That game is solid strategy. I shit you not. I have never lost*, and I played that game dozens of times.

*I actually did lose once, when everyone else playing decided to as a team try to beat me. I count that shit as cheating though.

My usual strategy is to buy up every piece of property I can from the very start of the game. Especially the low price ones. From there I spend a few rounds broke as shit waiting to start making money again. Somehow the game usually ends with me owning 60+% of everything and shouting that I'm the richest man in the world for a while, until everyone gets annoyed.

IEatCats wrote:

jfrey wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:I swear that game is nothing more than getting good rolls on the first time around. No strategy whatsoever.

That game is solid strategy. I shit you not. I have never lost*, and I played that game dozens of times.

*I actually did lose once, when everyone else playing decided to as a team try to beat me. I count that shit as cheating though.

My usual strategy is to buy up every piece of property I can from the very start of the game. Especially the low price ones. From there I spend a few rounds broke as shit waiting to start making money again. Somehow the game usually ends with me owning 60+% of everything and shouting that I'm the richest man in the world for a while, until everyone gets annoyed.

Solid, this is how economoy works! But you should call the chinese and get them to loan you more money so you can buy all 60% right away.