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no.

its the size of the fruit that matters, not where you shoot it out of

snipelfritz wrote:

Bassboar wrote:I once shot a grape out my belly button. I'm pretty good at asserting my dominance over people

Are these two things supposed to be related? If so, would I be more dominant if I shot a grape out of my asshole?

No, they aren't. But if you did do that, you would go up a notch in my book..........maybe

bob the r0bot wrote:

Gearmond wrote:

maggot_brain wrote:I know black magik oooooooooooooooo

i know chartreuse magic.

I am skilled in seafoam green magic

HA!!! those inferior styles are nothing short of tricks and childs play
NOW WE DUEL!!!
weeeoooeooweeeoooweeeeee <----- magic sounds

Gearmond wrote:

HAHA chartreuse moves ahead

I can make myself hallucinate at will, that is, without the help of drugs.

Find something small, a bookend, doorknob on the other side of the room, etc., stare at it while blinking as little as possible. Eventually things that are in your periphery will start doing weird things. Ceiling lights will start shaking and jumping like a dog on the end of a leash, faces will turn crazy colors, once the floor started waving like ripples on a lake, who knows it's different for everybody. The first time you do it, it might take a few minutes for anything to happen. Side effects include headaches, but I've never had any from this.

I've done similar things when I can make my eyes go out of focus. There's a rug in my bathroom that, when I stare at it enough, the pattern appears to move. Sometimes like a wave, other times like the rug is a part of a bigger, moving one underneath the floor, but that's just the only spot where you can see through the floor (now that sounds nonsensical and druggy). Point is, I totally get what you're saying.

I excel at making people feel bad about themselves. I'm good at making little brats cry and frightening the elderly also.

Wotan wrote:I excel at smoking dick.

fix'd

You two need to get a room....

Mudfuzz wrote:You two need to get a room....

i can hate things with passion.

smile_man wrote:i can hate things with passion.

i said HIDDEN talents

Supposedly I "give off good vibes" to people I've only met in passing.

Wotan wrote:I excel at making people feel bad about themselves. I'm good at making little brats cry and frightening the elderly also.

If your other thread is any indicator of this "talent" don't quit your day job dude.