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Gotcha. I'd love to find out who mine is... easily the thing I've loved the most about being on ILF is getting to know people. Not to get all sap, but knowing who put effort into figuring out what I like and vice versa would add another layer of buddydom.

Yeah. It's part of the fun for me. I usually try to guess from the return address. And if I can't, it's nice to know from a card. I have a soft spot for my previous victims and satans. It's just so nice to give and receive from such rad people

I'm gonna be given away immediately. Parcel says French Post and return address in France

Card and/or a note is awesome and the way to go, IMO.

i just send dick pics.

It's a giveaway because of the tattoo I have on it. It says "YE" on it, but when it's hard it says "Your Secret Satan is JonnyAngle"

D.o.S. wrote:Card and/or a note is awesome and the way to go, IMO.

This is what I always intend to do, but then I forget and send them a message of some kind.

Well, this is my actual name, which is also on the package. Also, whenever you get a package from Norway, chances are it's from me and/or UC. I tend to write a card as well, though.

Also, package is in the foreign customs already, so someone is going to spend december tempted to open it (feel free to if that's your thing, victim dearest ).

If said customs is Trump customs, there's a chance they'll search your parcel's asshole with a flashlight twice before releasing it

I tend to reveal it on here when after the opening, I write a letter but still keep anon. This year's victim will recognize my real name on the package so for the first time I will make it obvious in my letter. Couldn't agree more that it would be no fun at all if you never found out!

Disarm D'arcy wrote:If said customs is Trump customs, there's a chance they'll search your parcel's asshole with a flashlight twice before releasing it

Hey we've still got 60 odd days of decent administration left.

YEAH BUT EAGLES. RED PICK UP TRUCKS. ASSAULT RIFLES. PROCESSED FAT AND SUGAR IN OBSENE QUANTITIES.

Disarm D'arcy wrote:YEAH BUT EAGLES. RED PICK UP TRUCKS. ASSAULT RIFLES. PROCESSED FAT AND SUGAR IN OBSENE QUANTITIES.

you forgot the wall

Disarm D'arcy wrote:YEAH BUT EAGLES. RED PICK UP TRUCKS. ASSAULT RIFLES. PROCESSED FAT AND SUGAR IN OBSENE QUANTITIES.

butt eagles, heh heh.

Eivind August wrote:Well, this is my actual name, which is also on the package. Also, whenever you get a package from Norway, chances are it's from me and/or UC. I tend to write a card as well, though.

Also, package is in the foreign customs already, so someone is going to spend december tempted to open it (feel free to if that's your thing, victim dearest ).

UC doesn't send a card. Can't be bothered to leave a note.

You wake up and take a long walk home, by yourself, shamefully, after any UC encounter.

roll a deception check you libel-slinging scoundrel.

odontophobia wrote:

Eivind August wrote:Well, this is my actual name, which is also on the package. Also, whenever you get a package from Norway, chances are it's from me and/or UC. I tend to write a card as well, though.

Also, package is in the foreign customs already, so someone is going to spend december tempted to open it (feel free to if that's your thing, victim dearest ).

UC doesn't send a card. Can't be bothered to leave a note.

You wake up and take a long walk home, by yourself, shamefully, after any UC encounter.