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Casavettes wrote:“the largest wooden brewing vessel built in America since before Prohibition.” The Palo Santo Marron is a monster: a full 12.0% ABV, high for a mere brown ale. But it’s hardly a brown ale. Palo Santo, or “holy tree,” is utterly blessed.

My favorite beer, period. On the tour the guy claimed that they shot ak47's at it in the jungle and it didn't dent the tree...

I'd be like "fuck brown ale." Make up your fucking mind!!! but at 12% and still a beer I'm willing to try anything

drugs are bad mmkay

hey if you guys havent had founders from grand rapids mi try it

i recommend the red rye PA, it's an ipa that isnt gonna fuk u in the mouth with hops, but still hoppy enuf so u know its an IPA

dont get me wrong i like hops a lot, but it's a super good beer, probably my favorite on earth

finishing up at work with a nice little buzz going, i feel so relieved.

I foolishly indulged in some quality Steel Reserve and discovered that, like in blowjob videos, your best chance at escaping the horrible flavor is to stick your tongue out so it hits the back of your throat first.
Anyway, it works pretty well.
My fingers are tingling.

Man this isn't bad.
I mean, it's shit but once you get past the flavor...and drink a 40 of it it's not bad.
Also I added orange juice because the Beastie Boys told me to.

you gotta freeze that shit to the point where it forms little ice crystals in the bottle for your stomach to not involuntarily gag when u try to drink that horrible sht

pigmaker wrote:you gotta freeze that shit to the point where it forms little ice crystals in the bottle for your stomach to not involuntarily gag when u try to drink that horrible sht

Yeah, I tried my best to just drink it as quickly as possible but....it was so overwhelming that I had to take little breaks in between.
Regardless of how incredibly shit it is, I could develop alcoholic tendencies for this.
If I'm not out with someone, I go for maximum efficiency. I'm being a good American by counting my calories and not drinking less-than-8%-ABV beer.

Man steel reserve ain't bad at all, you spoil yourselves

Lobotomy bock though, mm

OOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I don't have enough Hennessey left to get full on tore up, but shit, it is smooth with cranberry and pineapple juice.

Now excuse me, I'm gonna go play pokemon and nom on some homemade tiramisu.
Yeah, you jealouuusss.

futuresailors wrote:OOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I don't have enough Hennessey left to get full on tore up, but shit, it is smooth with cranberry and pineapple juice.

Now excuse me, I'm gonna go play pokemon and nom on some homemade tiramisu.
Yeah, you jealouuusss.

YOU FUCK

Steel Reserve. Not great. But there's very little beer I will turn down.

That goes for most alcohol really.

mainlined some red bull & bath salts earlier im high as fkkkkk

why do i get stoned in the morning? Im lazy for the rest of the day and end up watching videos like this over and over.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdyi1iKqgQM[/youtube]

psychedelicrelic wrote:why do i get stoned in the morning? Im lazy for the rest of the day and end up watching videos like this over and over.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdyi1iKqgQM[/youtube]

congrats on getting up in the morning, though.