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Ha, buncha grumps.

Certainly preferable to some abysmal frat boy haircut, I'd say.

popvulture wrote:Ha, buncha grumps.

A teen at the mall made a rude gesture towards me and my beautiful sons. On hold with AppleCare as we speak.

I reshaped my chest hair into the 1977 Pontiac Firebird trans am hood logo.


Tweezers rock.

popvulture wrote:Certainly preferable to some abysmal frat boy haircut, I'd say.

christ, it's like JFK lived long enough to have Trump hair

<insert mega tasteless head wound joke HERE>

There's at least one bird in there.

either that, or it's the yuckiest lenticular clouds i've ever seen.

Guys please stop reposting my facebook profile pic just to make fun of me. My mom says I look handsome.

popvulture wrote:Certainly preferable to some abysmal frat boy haircut, I'd say.

That dweeb wouldn't get a bid.

With a dew like that he could be president

If you pour a bunch of listerine in the toilet before you take a dump...it smells like digiorno pizza

Had you eaten a Digiorno pizza earlier? What kind of Listerine?

That peppermint Dr Bronner's soap feels like you poured Listerine all over your balls no matter how much it's been diluted.
The almond one makes you smell like a Stella Dora breakfast treat. It's pretty legit.

Movies are boring