The Best Worst Horror Films Ever... Your Suggestions

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Choose your Top 3! (I will be very drunk while watching these, so take that into account)

Poll ended at Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:19 pm

The Stuff
1
2%
BrainDead
3
6%
Killer Klowns From Outer Space
9
19%
Rabid Grannies
1
2%
Attack of the Killer Tomatos
3
6%
Trolls 2
4
9%
The Leprechaun
1
2%
The Prophecy
0
No votes
Urban Legend
0
No votes
Maniac Cop
0
No votes
Bubba Ho Tep
3
6%
Puppet Master
1
2%
Feast
0
No votes
The Toxic Avenger
3
6%
Scanners
1
2%
From Beyond
1
2%
Sleepaway Camp
0
No votes
Slumber Party Massacre
0
No votes
Sorority House Massacre
1
2%
Night of the Demons
0
No votes
Creepshow
5
11%
Night of the Creeps
0
No votes
Re-Animator
1
2%
Return of the Living Dead
7
15%
The Man with The Screaming Brain
1
2%
Wishmaster
1
2%
 
Total votes: 47

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Vampires vs. Zombies. Absolutely the WORST movie I've ever seen. Literally had no followable plot.
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Bump!

I watched Pet Semetary and The Gate to kickoff October. Next will be The Prophecy and From Hell. Coming soon, The Serpent and the Rainbow, Silver Bullet, and Them!

Note: I'm just using this as a horror movie thread. WhyTF not? :joy:
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Its sad that I can almost re act some of the scenes from all of this movies seeing as I watched them so many times when I was much younger.

That being said its all a wash, your going to be wasted so who cares right?
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BEST horror movies: Wild Zero, Tokyo Gore Police

Worst horror movies: Wild Zero, Tokyo Gore Police
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No love/hate for the Puppetmaster series?
cmon...
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nad wrote:Bump!

I watched Pet Semetary and The Gate to kickoff October. Next will be The Prophecy and From Hell. Coming soon, The Serpent and the Rainbow, Silver Bullet, and Them!

Note: I'm just using this as a horror movie thread. WhyTF not? :joy:

I saw Pet Semetary about 5 months back, damn that film is awesome, although that little kid... man I wanted someone to beat the shit out of him when he was gnawing at everything.

From Hell is pretty Gnarly, I like the jack the ripper story, it's not quite 'horror' so to speak but it's a decent film, I want to watch The Prophecy aswell... just can't beat a good bit of Cristopher Walken, you know shit's gunna get fucked up when he's about.

Achtane wrote:BEST horror movies: Wild Zero, Tokyo Gore Police

Worst horror movies: Wild Zero, Tokyo Gore Police

Saw Wild Zero... was pretty wasted so after a while I couldn't read the subtitles and only remember the end with lots of green lightning or some shit... still was pretty good, i'll have to watch it again sometime, not seen Tokyo Gore Police, only other simmilar film I saw was the Machine Girl with her drill tits.

Rygot wrote:No love/hate for the Puppetmaster series?
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I've seen the ends of them on the horror channel, never quite notice them on till i've missed part of it, still they seemed kinda funny and had a good 80s Vibe to them.

I dunno if I mentioned Idle Hands... classic bad horror with some good comedy thrown in, I also liked Trick 'r' Treat as a good Halloween film (apparently there's an 80s film called Trick or Treat with Ozzy Osbourne as a preacher in, gunna have to find that one)

There's some vampire film out with Iggy Pop, Moby and Alice Cooper that might be worth a look, I think it's just called 'Suck'

Speaking of Vampires, will throw the Revenant out there (Modern Vampires to the U.S. Folk) Casper Van Dien and Kim Catrall, now that's a bad horror film but still quite funny.

Anyone Seen Jack Brooks, Monster Slayer too? That wasn't bad for a cheap horror, I watched the 1990 remake of Night of the Living dead too which was actually a pretty decent remake.

Oh yeah and Plane Dead, if you like Zombie Films, watch it.
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Scruffie wrote:Saw Wild Zero... was pretty wasted so after a while I couldn't read the subtitles and only remember the end with lots of green lightning or some shit... still was pretty good, i'll have to watch it again sometime, not seen Tokyo Gore Police, only other simmilar film I saw was the Machine Girl with her drill tits.


Yeah Machine Girl was pretty good but Tokyo Gore Police is fantastic. I knew it was going to be awesome 5 minutes in when the protagonist takes a rocket launcher from the trunk of her car, aims it at the bad guy on top of a building, but then turns around and fires it into the ground, rocket jumping all the way to the rooftop.

Did you happen to play the Wild Zero drinking game (drink every time someone says "rock 'n roll", combs their hair, a zombie's head explodes, fire shoots out of something, someone in the movie takes a drink)?
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how did plan 9 from outer space not make it on the poll?
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Rygot wrote:No love/hate for the Puppetmaster series?
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I watched robogeisha a few nights ago. They had swords that came from their asses that they were ashamed of. After watching that I really don't want to see Tokyo gore police or machine girl.

Surf Nazis must die was pretty entertaining. It was like an 80's after school special about gangs...
...and nazis.

Not really horror or anything like that, though.
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Oh man, I totally forgot about Robo Geisha. I've been meaning to watch it!
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but the one that takes the cake is cabin fever 2--- was so bad it was good
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the worst i've seen was probably Creepozoids... we lol'ed so hard to this...

but i have to admit i haven't really seen a lot of shitty horrors in my live
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