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Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:15 pm
by Jwar
Disarm D'arcy wrote:Or don't. Because for,some reason, some people enjoy a clean criminal record.

If I get you, I'm definitely sending you some Quaalude's. Do people still take those?
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:17 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
If you do, there's a chance you'll get a practical understanding of penal procedure. I'm definitely giving you to the police. I need my record clean to practice law, you silly!
Also, I've never done drugs and don't plan on trying. So we will both have a sad, ILFSS will be frustrating for the both of us, and the forum will certainly descend into anarchy because of it.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:22 pm
by Strange Tales
Disarm D'arcy wrote:Also, I've never done drugs and don't plan on trying..

Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:29 pm
by D.o.S.
You know how I know Jwar is old as fuck?
Because he has real Quaaludes.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:32 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
Strange Tales wrote:Disarm D'arcy wrote:Also, I've never done drugs and don't plan on trying..

I'm plenty of fun. Safe fun. Ask my ILFEU buddies. My company brought them joy. And general happiness.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:32 pm
by Jwar
I'm going to mail him drugs. Haha. I am old.

Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:33 pm
by D.o.S.
Yeah I would even go so far as to say D'arcy is unimpeachable.
I have some rogue grey hairs so I guess I'm old too. We can hang out and listen to Billy Joel 8 Track tapes as we cruise around in our bitchin' Camero and take Quaaludes together Jwar.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:39 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
D.o.S can testify to the fact that with the amount of stupid thoughts I voice per minute, intoxicants are of no use to my exquisite character.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:42 pm
by UglyCasanova
We actually slipped some drugs into DD's orange juice but he remained the same. Basically, he's so high on freedom that drugs are redundant.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:46 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
My equality has made me inoculate to your royalty conceded freedom, which is merely privilege extended. Also I know you didn't because you're a liberal and my consent to my own destruction through psychedelics is sacred to you. Like Ben Franklin, Alexis de Tocqueville and Benjamin Constant expected of you.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:51 pm
by D.o.S.
Speaking of consent, Jiang Qing was a fox.
Well, not really. But it's fun to say.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:52 pm
by Iommic Pope
Meh, wait until he starts practicing.
It'll be all cocaine and SRV strats, then we'll lose him to TGP where he'll be lauded for his rants on immigration and tax reform that pushes the low the to the bottom.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:54 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
As long as we all end up having a royal with cheese. But still, Pope, sweetie, you're wrong.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 6:06 pm
by Strange Tales
I'm sorry I said you're no fun Darcy, I wasn't aware that you supported everyone having a good royale with cheese at the end of it all.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 11:21 pm
by MSUsousaphone
Drugs are for bitches. Get me some HGH!