Re: ILFSS '15 Wishlist Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 2:13 pm
I'm not sure what to put here but given that I'm really more of a lurker here I feel stalking may be difficult and thus this post might be very important.
As an aside the hottest hipster girl that I have had a crush-best-described-by-the-swell-season-song-falling-slowly on for a number of years now just walked past me on campus and waved setting my heart a flutter.
Back to the list.
Clothes: I'm a Small or medium, go medium to be safe, depending on the brand but clothes are tough as I keep a very limited wardrobe. Band tees are cool so long as both the graphic and band are rad. And Ts get worn to the gym or on laundry days so it'd get doused in the loving man sweat we all crave.
Music: I'm currently putting together a Google document cataloging my music collection and will attach that to this post once complete. In general I like a little bit of everything but I'm particularly fond GY!BE, 2814, Boris, Neat Beats, and any of Yoni Wolfs projects. I listen to music mostly on vinyl and cassette so those formats would be preferred. You'd have to try hard to disappoint me with any music choice you might make. And if you have any music out right now I'd love to play it really loud and continue down the path of corrupting my friends-cum-roommates to ILFs music dark side.
Food: I have four notes on food: One, I'm gluten free due to a digestive condition. Two, Mushrooms put me in the hospital due to severe allergies. Three, it's cold here in December, like really cold, so as much as I want to drink all your local delicious sodas anything liquid in a not resilient container (pop cans and pop bottles in particular) will likely not survive the trip. Four, it is against the law for me to recieve alcohol through the post here.
Aside from that you really can't go wrong. I love coffee and tea. I'll eat sour candies until they make my mouth bleed. I love to cook so your great grandmas secret recipe for pork jowl in a sauce of fig and Rosemary would be the greatest Christmas present ever, and I promise I'd defend the secret with my life, no Clist celebrity will be teaching the recipe to bored wine-drunk stay at home moms at 230 in the afternoon on the food network.
Gear: Now this is a particularly thick patch of brambles. Since the other member of my duo project has moved to Montreal my live setup is moving away from guitar and towards my electribe sampler and eurorack rig. This presents a small issue in that eurorack, though it's what I'm mostly gassing for, is extremely costly and my desires are very specific. In terms of pedals I'd like a tremolo but I don't need anything fancy, the Janus seems like a fun approach. An envelope filter would be cool and Im rather fond of the aw3s vowel mode so something that hits similar sounds would tighten my pants slightly. Fuzz is always cool and I love the BAT and DBA stuff. I don't know you can figure something out that will make me smile until my cheeks have begun to hurt and fallen off at which point I can cook them up in your great grandmothers secret jowl and fig sauce recipe and feed them to a detective in a hanibal-esque fashion.
A picture of you with a mall Santa is my only specific request. I know I'm including one to my secret santee.
Stalk away and don't take anything I've said here or anywhere else on the forum as gospel, I'm often drunk. Make your own mind up about what a fat-teen-cum-self-conscious-skinny-hipster-with-low-social-drive would want for Christmas and get me that.
Ps. You look particularly good in that shirt, it really makes you glow.
As an aside the hottest hipster girl that I have had a crush-best-described-by-the-swell-season-song-falling-slowly on for a number of years now just walked past me on campus and waved setting my heart a flutter.
Back to the list.
Clothes: I'm a Small or medium, go medium to be safe, depending on the brand but clothes are tough as I keep a very limited wardrobe. Band tees are cool so long as both the graphic and band are rad. And Ts get worn to the gym or on laundry days so it'd get doused in the loving man sweat we all crave.
Music: I'm currently putting together a Google document cataloging my music collection and will attach that to this post once complete. In general I like a little bit of everything but I'm particularly fond GY!BE, 2814, Boris, Neat Beats, and any of Yoni Wolfs projects. I listen to music mostly on vinyl and cassette so those formats would be preferred. You'd have to try hard to disappoint me with any music choice you might make. And if you have any music out right now I'd love to play it really loud and continue down the path of corrupting my friends-cum-roommates to ILFs music dark side.
Food: I have four notes on food: One, I'm gluten free due to a digestive condition. Two, Mushrooms put me in the hospital due to severe allergies. Three, it's cold here in December, like really cold, so as much as I want to drink all your local delicious sodas anything liquid in a not resilient container (pop cans and pop bottles in particular) will likely not survive the trip. Four, it is against the law for me to recieve alcohol through the post here.
Aside from that you really can't go wrong. I love coffee and tea. I'll eat sour candies until they make my mouth bleed. I love to cook so your great grandmas secret recipe for pork jowl in a sauce of fig and Rosemary would be the greatest Christmas present ever, and I promise I'd defend the secret with my life, no Clist celebrity will be teaching the recipe to bored wine-drunk stay at home moms at 230 in the afternoon on the food network.
Gear: Now this is a particularly thick patch of brambles. Since the other member of my duo project has moved to Montreal my live setup is moving away from guitar and towards my electribe sampler and eurorack rig. This presents a small issue in that eurorack, though it's what I'm mostly gassing for, is extremely costly and my desires are very specific. In terms of pedals I'd like a tremolo but I don't need anything fancy, the Janus seems like a fun approach. An envelope filter would be cool and Im rather fond of the aw3s vowel mode so something that hits similar sounds would tighten my pants slightly. Fuzz is always cool and I love the BAT and DBA stuff. I don't know you can figure something out that will make me smile until my cheeks have begun to hurt and fallen off at which point I can cook them up in your great grandmothers secret jowl and fig sauce recipe and feed them to a detective in a hanibal-esque fashion.
A picture of you with a mall Santa is my only specific request. I know I'm including one to my secret santee.
Stalk away and don't take anything I've said here or anywhere else on the forum as gospel, I'm often drunk. Make your own mind up about what a fat-teen-cum-self-conscious-skinny-hipster-with-low-social-drive would want for Christmas and get me that.
Ps. You look particularly good in that shirt, it really makes you glow.
), modulation, flange, stutter. Weirder is better. 
