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Re: Dedicated pseudo-intellectal freeform trash-talk thread

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:39 pm
by SoaringTortoise
Do they really serve bread and butter at the Restaurant Beijing?

Re: Dedicated pseudo-intellectal freeform trash-talk thread

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:48 pm
by Chankgeez
White bread and butter is a staple appetizer of certain regional suburban Americanized Chinese cuisines.

Re: Dedicated pseudo-intellectal freeform trash-talk thread

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 2:48 am
by Blackened Soul
do they cut off the crust first though?

Re: Dedicated pseudo-intellectal freeform trash-talk thread

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 7:03 am
by Gone Fission
What is the best salad dressing for doom?

Re: Dedicated pseudo-intellectal freeform trash-talk thread

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:52 am
by Chankgeez
Blackened Soul wrote:do they cut off the crust first though?
Yes, with chopsticks.

Re: Dedicated pseudo-intellectal freeform trash-talk thread

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:10 am
by casecandy
SoaringTortoise wrote:Do they really serve bread and butter at the Restaurant Beijing?
They do not.

It's a metaphor

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Re: Dedicated pseudo-intellectal freeform trash-talk thread

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 2:48 pm
by goroth
What's a meta for?

Re: Dedicated pseudo-intellectal freeform trash-talk thread

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:18 pm
by SoaringTortoise
I think he means Metaphors, that bass compressor thingy from Electro-Harmonix.

Re: Dedicated pseudo-intellectal freeform trash-talk thread

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:37 pm
by daseb
Whats the best meta for doom?

Re: Dedicated pseudo-intellectal freeform trash-talk thread

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:20 am
by goroth
<meta name="keywords" content="Beards, tuned to A, KT88, weed">

Re: Dedicated pseudo-intellectal freeform trash-talk thread

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 11:32 am
by Invisible Man
DarkAxel wrote:
Invisible Man wrote:I don't understand what's happening here. This appears to be a thread with no content, and no attempt at generating content. But...oh, shit, I just responded. So I guess I'm contributing to this black hole.
the beautiful thing is that when we are hijacking threads, we are much more effective with making conversation and discussing shit.

which is why we've always done that here
I get it. That's why I hang out here.

Perhaps the joke wasn't very good, but my post is prosodic--a fragment of a fractal philosophical treatise (itself a paean to sophistry): my trash talk is trashy in both form and content, and is, sic, a solipsistic endeavor (at best). If the apogee of semiotic slippage is "this thread," then there is no more destructive act than to immolate myself. In a black hole. Of non-contribution. Or de-railment.

Derail. Hijack. Hi Jack. Apple Jack. Apple Butter. Butter. Butts. Butt hole. Hole. Black hole.

Re: Dedicated pseudo-intellectal freeform trash-talk thread

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:12 pm
by casecandy
Applebee's.

Re: Dedicated pseudo-intellectal freeform trash-talk thread

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:25 pm
by goroth
You can't immolate yourself in a black hole. Beyond the event horizon you aren't doing much at all. Even disregarding the lack of oxygen necessary for combustion.

Re: Dedicated pseudo-intellectal freeform trash-talk thread

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:30 pm
by casecandy
Oh like anybody really knows what goes on in those things

Re: Dedicated pseudo-intellectal freeform trash-talk thread

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:47 pm
by SoaringTortoise
goroth wrote:You can't immolate yourself in a black hole. Beyond the event horizon you aren't doing much at all. Even disregarding the lack of oxygen necessary for combustion.

The best description of Dream Theater's music I have read so far.