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Disclaimer: My child eats constantly. Do not report me to any authorities or disregard future parenting advice/anecdotes based on my earlier comments.

Don't worry, neonblack, my sister and brother-in-law are higher up on the "to be reported" list than you.

I don't have kids of my own, but that just gives me the objectivity to see what parents are doing wrong.

Wheyyyyy congrats man! Have you made the little person an ILF account yet?

neonblack wrote: And bro, take this advice, it will save your sanity: DISPOSABLE DIAPERS.

Fix'd!

When your newborn manages to poo for the third time in an hour (and that hour is between 3am and 4am) you'll know what i mean.

And bro, I dunno how I missed this - MEGA CONGRATULATIONS!
Children are rad.
Sleep is overrated.

hbombgraphics wrote:dude, just saw this, so friggen huge!!!
congratulations
I have this mental picture of your slapping some sharpie art on a crib
DIRGE CRIB!!!!

Thanks man! Dirge crib would rule!!

BitchPudding wrote:Followed shortly by the Dirge binky.

Only if I can find non-toxic permanent markers hahah

t-rey wrote:Dude! Congrats!!!!!

GardenoftheDead wrote:woo!

Chankgeez wrote:Every time I see this thread title, I think of the "Little Jerry" episode of Seinfeld.

Greenfuz wrote:I feel so bad for u no more gear money just college n diapers

Worth it to me

neonblack wrote:I still have gear money. i only let my kid eat 4 times a week.

I'll let the baby eat 7 days a week. I might just eat 4 haha

jasonmoriparty wrote:Damn, congrats man!

Thank you!

tomlane95 wrote:Wheyyyyy congrats man! Have you made the little person an ILF account yet?

was gonna make 'littleskully' the username, but I don't want it to be a dated user name as the baby grows, ya know?

goroth wrote:

neonblack wrote: And bro, take this advice, it will save your sanity: DISPOSABLE DIAPERS.

Fix'd!

When your newborn manages to poo for the third time in an hour (and that hour is between 3am and 4am) you'll know what i mean.

And bro, I dunno how I missed this - MEGA CONGRATULATIONS!
Children are rad.
Sleep is overrated.

Talked with my wife about the cloth vs disposable last night while we were just looking around at Target last night and she said HELL NOOOOOOOO to cloth diapers, so I guess that answers that haha

yeah cloth diapers are a giant pain

somehow my wife finds discount and coupon codes for diapers all the time,
and we now subscribe to amazon for a wipes delivery so we never run out and never have to run to the store for them

a decent swing may save your life though duder

Yeah I have a feeling that my wife is gonna be a coupon queen here soon! hahah

AND SWING YES I LOVED TO SWING WHEN I WAS A BABY!

skullservant wrote:Talked with my wife about the cloth vs disposable last night while we were just looking around at Target last night and she said HELL NOOOOOOOO to cloth diapers, so I guess that answers that haha

Likewise (but opposite) veto power in effect here means that there is no way in hell we're using disposables when the time comes to have a spacelordson or spacelorddaughter. I don't know much about it, but I guess the chemicals in disposables that control moisture are pretty nasty and not really something we would want to expose a kid too. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

spacelordmother wrote:

skullservant wrote:Talked with my wife about the cloth vs disposable last night while we were just looking around at Target last night and she said HELL NOOOOOOOO to cloth diapers, so I guess that answers that haha

Likewise (but opposite) veto power in effect here means that there is no way in hell we're using disposables when the time comes to have a spacelordson or spacelorddaughter. I don't know much about it, but I guess the chemicals in disposables that control moisture are pretty nasty and not really something we would want to expose a kid too. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

WE CANT WINNNNNN

My wife is just grossed out thinking about washing poo and pee out of a diaper in the washer and then washing our clothes in the same washer

I'm hoping that we might be able to do the 'naturals' disposables, depending on the price and if there is any real difference to them

skullservant wrote:I'm hoping that we might be able to do the 'naturals' disposables, depending on the price and if there is any real difference to them

Good find!!

Congrats bro!!!!!!!!

make sure to wash your hands THOROUGHLY after building pedals or handling their guts before going on baby duty. dem babies no like dem chemicals.

You just buy a diaper sprayer and spray them off into the toilet. Tell your wife that all your clothes are going to be covered in pee and poo anyways, so it wont matter

neonblack wrote: all your clothes are going to be covered in pee and poo anyways, so it wont matter

QFT. And spew. Black T-shirts are the worst for this. They sneak a mini spew out on ya when they're being all cute and then you go down town and are trying to be all cool and it looks like three birds have shat on you.

aww a lil baby tuna

1st birthday
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