Page 6 of 12

Re: 3 boutique pedal builders walk into a bar ...

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 12:38 am
by sonidero
ryan summit wrote:im missing something
and its not funny or serious to me yet


Cold Pop...

I think we might get to vote on open carry in TX and I love a CF #1 on wheat with some Polynesian Sauce and a Dr. Pepper...

Re: 3 boutique pedal builders walk into a bar ...

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 1:58 am
by ryan summit
just bought a 2 liter
and its cold here soni
what size bed you got
im comin over
and stayin for a bit
were a thing now btw

Re: 3 boutique pedal builders walk into a bar ...

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 2:15 am
by sonidero
ryan summit wrote:just bought a 2 liter
and its cold here soni
what size bed you got
im comin over
and stayin for a bit
were a thing now btw


It's a loft so upstairs downstairs futons and air mattresses... Been about 60's and 70's here and I'm waiting for this cool weather to warm up...

Re: 3 boutique pedal builders walk into a bar ...

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 5:20 am
by well... it's green
I do not get this one. About why something is a problem for this person with this between two people? Or do they not have a life?


However, my guess is, pedal builders, it would be to take off the top of their's early in bar.

Re: 3 boutique pedal builders walk into a bar ...

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:39 pm
by D.o.S.
3 boutique pedal builders walk into a bar in New Orleans. One of them has an octopus. The bartender stops the trio and says "sorry, we don't allow sea creatures in this establishment." One of the pedal builders says "yeah, ok, but this octopus is special--it can play any musical instrument with platinum virtuosity."

The bartender stares at the builders, then looks at the octopus, then back at the builders. After a moment, he takes a saxophone out from behind the bar and says "all right, play that."

One of the boutique builders hands the octopus the sax--and the octopus drops some Charlie Parker knowledge.

Impressed, the bartender takes the sax back. A crowd begins to gather. Since this is New Orleans, there are instruments a plenty. Someone hands the octopus a guitar, and the octopus gets all Django on it. Things get weirder--there's a kazoo passed over, then a sarod, then a harp--and the octopus plays all of them with the aforementioned platinum virtuosity.

A Scottsman has been watching this procession, pulls out a bagpipe, and hands it to the octopus.

The octopus stares at it.

The pedal builders nudge the octopus. One whispers "hey, what're you doing?"

The octopus takes one tendril and pokes the bagpipe. Then stares some more.

The boutique builders say "what's the deal, man? We're gonna get thrown out if you don't play it!"

The octopus says "play it? I'm going to fuck it if I can figure out how to get its pajamas off!"

Re: 3 boutique pedal builders walk into a bar ...

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 11:43 pm
by Chankgeez
You type that all out, D.o.S, or is that a copy and paste job?

Re: 3 boutique pedal builders walk into a bar ...

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:09 am
by D.o.S.
you really think a copy and paste job would have a sarod?

Really?

Re: 3 boutique pedal builders walk into a bar ...

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:39 am
by sonidero
D.o.S. wrote:you really think a copy and paste job would have a sarod?

Really?


I knew you wrote it...

Sarod is what she said when I showed her an erect penis and asked "what is this"???

Re: 3 boutique pedal builders walk into a bar ...

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:47 am
by FuzzHugger
Grrface wrote:So, apparently FuzzBoxGirl, Jack Deville, and Devi are all going at it on Facebook.

Start your day with some good laughs:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid ... 683&type=1

Image

Chankgeez wrote:and given all of the drama in the pedal building community in general, what do you think would go on?

Fuck drama, right in the ear.

Re: 3 boutique pedal builders walk into a bar ...

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:44 am
by Dark Barn
I tried reading most of this thread and... Fuck it I don't think anybody has brought this up, at least not directly so... Feminism aside, fuzz box girl is weak, her demos are terrible and her shtick is preposterous. I hope advertising products on her breasts doesn't cost any money, because it definitely costs you some credibility.

Re: 3 boutique pedal builders walk into a bar ...

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:53 am
by Mudfuzz
Dark Barn wrote:I tried reading most of this thread and... Fuck it I don't think anybody has brought this up, at least not directly so... Feminism aside, fuzz box girl is weak, her demos are terrible and her shtick is preposterous. I hope advertising products on her breasts doesn't cost any money, because it definitely costs you some credibility.

This is so. She is boring and talks [and does lots of other silly shit] too much. If you want porn go watch porn.... if you want pedals you usually don't want to watch chatter...

really I don't know how Aen does it... he can makes the oddest of stuff.. and silly too and yet the pedal is always at the focus so you don't skip ahead..

Re: 3 boutique pedal builders walk into a bar ...

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:55 am
by snipelfritz
I couldn't figure out what was going on so I posted something about my big package.

Re: 3 boutique pedal builders walk into a bar ...

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:37 am
by Chankgeez
snipelfritz wrote:I couldn't figure out what was going on so I posted something about my big package.


:lol:

TWSS

Re: 3 boutique pedal builders walk into a bar ...

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:37 pm
by zRobertez
3 enter.....





One emerges, VICTORIOUS

Re: 3 boutique pedal builders walk into a bar ...

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:39 pm
by dubkitty
wait a minute...didn't Devi used to be all anti-Fuzz Box Girl? :idk: