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unownunown wrote:manic pixie dream girl

skip wrote:she said, you are hard to buy gifts for-- all you like are guitars and pussy--

yes!

"why would you need more than one guitar?" BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID

"aren't all video games basically the same thing?" NO YOU DUMB CUNT

"why don't we ever talk?" BECAUSE YOU CHATTER INCESSANTLY ABOUT DUMB SHIT

from a girl who is in love with me(i dont feel anything for her whatsoever though), while we were hooking up:
"i want us to date, it would be nice since my dad is dying of cancer"

"I wish I could buy you pedals for Christmas, but I'm too scared I'll buy the wrong one."
"When is your band playing again? I need to make sure I can book it off work."

on Belle and Sebastian: "don't they ever sing about anything but sex?"

on Raw Power: "please don't play that CD in my presence ever again."

Fuzzy Picklez wrote:"I wish I could buy you pedals for Christmas, but I'm too scared I'll buy the wrong one."
"When is your band playing again? I need to make sure I can book it off work."

I was talking about Christmas presents with my wife last night. Her comment was:

"You have plenty of ideas, and I know you're going to get yourself pedals throughout the year. Why don't you suggest me other stuff, and I'll let you do the pedal picking."

Made me smile.

One time my boyfriend said,"It's actually kind of hard when you've got a girlfriend smarter than you."
I tweaked his cheek and changed the topic without his being aware of it.

lol. yeah, it was a HUGE revelation when i went from dating grrLs that would give me some booty quickly to grrLs that were as intelligent or more intelligent than i was. "you mean we can TALK after the humpin's? NEAT.".

...... i was like 15 though. so the first few years of sexy times i wasn't that picky.

dubkitty wrote:on Raw Power: "please don't play that CD in my presence ever again."

You kicked her to the curb immediately, right?

"You have an effect pedal where others have a heart."

This was actually a joke a buddy made but we then spun a romantic comedy based around this punchline that involved me accidentally getting Kevin Shield's pedalboard and incidentally having a threesome with Kirsten Dunst and Gwyneth Palthrow.

DuoSonicII wrote:

dubkitty wrote:on Raw Power: "please don't play that CD in my presence ever again."

You kicked her to the curb immediately, right?

Goes without saying, I think.

Although I'd love to find someone else that prefers the 90's remaster to the original.

D.o.S. wrote:

DuoSonicII wrote:

dubkitty wrote:on Raw Power: "please don't play that CD in my presence ever again."

You kicked her to the curb immediately, right?

Goes without saying, I think.

Although I'd love to find someone else that prefers the 90's remaster to the original.

Also this one (different bf): "I love you."
Aww. I said, "Thank you."
Go figure that out.