ILF Secret Santa 2016

[neonblack]

So thanks to a kind builder (who I won't name unless they want me to) I have a care package/pity gift incoming. I feel a little bit like ILFmas is coming my way, so I'll post in this thread when I get it.

Totally definitely absolutely NOT waiting till Xmas to open it. I need some early cheer.

[neonblack]

Wow I killed Secret Sansa.

[popvulture]

Haha I hate it when a thread goes dark and I'm all WAIT... WAS IT ME?

Sansa is alive, and she's thirsty for more vengeance.

[fcknoise]

Ive got all my gifts ready. I think. Gonna bring it to the US and ship from there haha

[D.o.S.]

You're going to the PNW right? If you were closer I'd say let's grab a beer and chill.

[Eivind August]

OT, but that new quote in your sig is fucking stellar, and will be put in the opening of my master thesis.

[JonnyAngle]

The Satan is strong

[resincum]

id like to thank my stan for making this very easy

[DRodriguez]

Honestly if my Satan hit me up and was like "Yo, I'll buy your current Mouser cart for you." I'd break down in tears of joy.

THIS, hahaha, the best!

I just checked out on my mouser cart that's just been sitting there for weeks. Feels fantastic.

Nvm, usps lost my order marked it as delivered and Mouser won't do anything until I resolve it with usps. USPS is telling me to fill out a form that just returns an error message and won't submit.

So thanks to a kind builder (who I won't name unless they want me to) I have a care package/pity gift incoming. I feel a little bit like ILFmas is coming my way, so I'll post in this thread when I get it.

Totally definitely absolutely NOT waiting till Xmas to open it. I need some early cheer.

This is fucking radical. I have a feeling I know who it is, but whoever it is, they are amazing for doing this

[JonnyAngle]

id like to thank my stan for making this very easy

Stan is a good dude

[D.o.S.]

This stan is your stan, this stan is my stan....

[Iommic Pope]

This stan is your stan, this stan is my stan....

This Stan was assigned to me, not you.

[D.o.S.]

Well spoken for a former penal colony resident.


(for anyone playing at home, -stan means "place of (i.e. "land") in Urdu)

[Iommic Pope]

Technically squatters didn't get assigned pieces of land here during settlement (or invasion) they just took whatever they could claim and maintain. But for the purposes of assigning workers to land under communism I guess that works.
I was just making a pun on the whole Satan/Stan, ILFSS system thing, but I'm gonna go ahead and claim that double entendres.

Sorry, nothing I typed made any sense. I've been up all night with a 4 year old that just had her tonsils out.
I'm gonna come back and ILF when I'm cognisant.

[D.o.S.]

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I've been up all night with a 4 year old that just had her tonsils out.

Hope your daughter is feeling better soon. Tonsils out is no fun (except for shitloads of ice cream, do they do that down there?