ILF Secret Santa 2016

[ProCarsteNation]

Holy Fuck nuts: Now it's all here

the main MAIN Gift just arrived, the pièce de résistance.... and I might have to keep it

I thought you guys were joking when you wrote about something like this happening.
But now I get it.

I previously had another version of this glorious pedal on loan and found it nice enough, but why all the raving about it?
Now... I really just meant to quickly test it for full function... and...

even just putting a memory boy behind it is all kinds of

Yes, I could play with this forever, try out new settings and placements and combinations, BUT:

Instead I will wrap it up nice and secure,
cause such is my christmas-love for you sweet santee-mine

[popvulture]

Ha, now I'm especially curious to eventually hear what you bought your Santee...

[goroth]

10 DS-1s.

[Disarm D'arcy]

Purple dildos. A whole lot of purple dildos.

[ProCarsteNation]

Nono, It's this really awesome transparent overdrive!
It's so transparent, you can hardly even see the pedal.
That's why they put two LEDs in there:
One to show you where the pedal is, one to tell you wether it's on, cause you can't really tell by ear.

No it's not that.

It's the Turducken of pedals:
10 DS1s put in the feedbackloop of a purple dildo put in the feedbackloop of an 856 put in the feedbackloop of the new Frazz Dazzler all stuffed into the enclosure of the original actual first Klon.

OK, it's not that either.
It's nothing really..
I reckon everybody has one.
Everybody except for my Santee & I

[D.o.S.]

10 DOD Death Metals on a belt.

[odontophobia]

my satan has been giving me fits but today i found something that i think they'll get great enjoyment out of its presence. alongside a little something else.
it's all coming together now, boys and girls.

[D.o.S.]

I always get really scared my swag game isn't going to measure up but I think I've nailed it this year.

[jrfox92]

10 DOD Death Metals on a belt.

[popvulture]

I'm glad I didn't get too influenced by some of you earlybirds, instead opting to observe the slow sublimation of my Santee's GAS. More information acquired. Gifts upgraded.

I'm stoked as fuck.

Swag game will be mildly diminished, but overall excellence levels raised by doubling the gear goodies

[ThorZ]

My santee is a slooooow poster so early was better for me !

[goroth]

10 DOD Death Metals on a belt.

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Would wear.

[popvulture]

10 DOD Death Metals on a belt.

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Would wear.

much style, such toanz

[UglyCasanova]

I...I can't afford my main gift

I gotta flip something, fast!

[D.o.S.]

Maybe just get a job and work for it?