The Confessions Thread

[Chankgeez]

I'm not any good at guitar and I can't even install a new switch on my Strat. I hate how my enthusiasm doesn't equal hand-eye coordination.

That never stopped me.

[phantasmagorovich]

I'm not any good at guitar and I can't even install a new switch on my Strat. I hate how my enthusiasm doesn't equal hand-eye coordination.

That never stopped me.

+1

[01010111]

I remember about half of the threads on here the same way I remember my drunk conversations. I remember talking about ______ to someone, but I can't for the life of me remember who it was.

[spacelordmother]

I think your online persona is tired and annoying.

And I think that you should shit or get off the pot.

[D.o.S.]

I hate how my enthusiasm doesn't equal hand-eye coordination.

SLMFT

[AngryGoldfish]

I say "cunt" way too much when I'm frustrated. I get frustrated way too much.

[Iommic Pope]

Fuckin hell, cunt.

[tuffteef]

Fuckin hell, cunt.

[PetZounds]

Update:
The light went out, Morrissey.
My neighbors never found it.
We had an almost-tornado storm the other day, and I'm pretty sure it blew the dead light away.
I saw him out on his porch yesterday for the first time since the incident, and he was none the wiser.

Everything worked out in the end

[Chankgeez]

Update:
The light went out, Morrissey.
My neighbors never found it.
We had an almost-tornado storm the other day, and I'm pretty sure it blew the dead light away.
I saw him out on his porch yesterday for the first time since the incident, and he was none the wiser.

Everything worked out in the end

Now that we know the end of the story, you need to write a song about it.

[D.o.S.]

That has quietly been one of the most entertaining subplots on this whole site.

[PetZounds]

That has quietly been one of the most entertaining subplots on this whole site.

Thank you, I'm glad that my stupidity at least had some entertainment value.

Another confession:

Earlier today, I was sitting in class.
There's this guy in there that I really despise.
He's kinda rectangle-shaped (according to Donny) and has a really gross, long beard that sticks out in two directions from either side of his face.
Like have you read Artemis Fowl?
There are dwarves in the series that catch bugs with their long wiry beards and that's what this guy looks like he does.
Anyway, this guy is just generally unsavory and dwarf/gnome-like in appearance.

And I was thinking about how awful of a person I am.
I have so much contempt for him just because the way he is and acts displeases me.
Like, that's another human being.
And I write off his entire existence as invalid because I dislike him for really, really superficial reasons.
Like, it's not his fault.
He might be socially awkward or whatever.

So I was just kinda looking at him and thinking about that.
I decided I needed to get myself out of that hateful mindset.
And then he just starts scratching his disgusting fucking beard with the tip of his pen, just all over his face.
Just very pointedly poking his chin with his pen held between fingers like a dainty little claw or something.

I decided I was fine with being an awful person and hating him because god fucking dammit dude come on seriously.

[backwardsvoyager]

It's okay, dude. I feel the same way every time I see somebody wearing a fedora.

[wafl]

Oh my God i am trying so hard to not laugh out loud during my lecture while reading this.
There's this one girl in this lecture that i hate actually. She always had to get her fucking two cents in or some stupid question. Just let that Ducker talk so i can go home. Ugh Fuck people.

[dubkitty]

i realized today that getting better frightens me because if i get better i have to deal with a whole lot of real-world stuff that i'm afraid of dealing with.