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Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 1:01 pm
by JonnyAngle
D.o.S. wrote:Also I will say that being a Satan and waiting for your mark to post something is torture, too.
LOL. Mine is pretty close geographically, so it might even be a 1 day service if i wait until the 23rd
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 1:19 pm
by jrfox92
JonnyAngle wrote:D.o.S. wrote:Also I will say that being a Satan and waiting for your mark to post something is torture, too.
LOL. Mine is pretty close geographically, so it might even be a 1 day service if i wait until the 23rd
You say that like the post office will do anything but steal the package and pawn it.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:33 pm
by ThorZ
Every morning it's re running searches for new posts and hoping that they post somthing I can use!! Every morning every night. I am one with the stalkee
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:35 pm
by JonnyAngle
jrfox92 wrote:JonnyAngle wrote:D.o.S. wrote:Also I will say that being a Satan and waiting for your mark to post something is torture, too.
LOL. Mine is pretty close geographically, so it might even be a 1 day service if i wait until the 23rd
You say that like the post office will do anything but steal the package and pawn it.
it's just a box of purple dildos anyways
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:43 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
Yes. Exactly. Purple dildos. In obscene quantities.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 5:03 pm
by Jwar
Disarm D'arcy wrote:Yes. Exactly. Purple dildos. In obscene quantities.
Define obscene quantities.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 5:06 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
Enough to build a palace of purple dildos, honey comb
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 5:07 pm
by Jwar
Disarm D'arcy wrote:Enough to build a palace of purple dildos, honey comb
DATS A LOT OF COCKS
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 5:08 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
YOU can never have enough, Jwar.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 7:18 pm
by UglyCasanova
Disarm D'arcy wrote:YOU can never have enough, Jwar.
In many ways, dildos are like pedals.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 7:21 pm
by ProCarsteNation
Oh!
Is THAT how you get the brown sound...?!?
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 11:11 pm
by odontophobia
D.o.S. wrote:Also I will say that being a Satan and waiting for your mark to post something is torture, too.
then if they don't post it and time just continues to pass but the tracking number shows it arrives and you spiral into a state of depression.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 1:08 am
by D.o.S.
too real.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 1:10 am
by D.o.S.
vidret wrote:but you can use several pedals at a time, you can't us- OOooooohhh..
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 1:24 am
by coupleonapkins
Thank you, Satan! 