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Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:14 am
by the_carl
I really want to buy one o' them Squier Jaguars and put wide range humbuckers in it, but I can't decide between Olympic White and Sunburst. Because, like, white would look super cool at first with a mint or white guard, but sunburst looks really good once you beat it up and such. But then again poly finishes don't really do that so much. Or I could buy a korina explorer. I really like those for some reason. It's a good thing all of these are $300 or I probably would have bought one by now. $300 is like double my drunk spending limit or so. Plus I'm not even that drunk, as evidenced by my exemplary spelling. But still. DEM JAGS
Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:19 am
by the_carl
kbithecrowing wrote:I think I'm too drunk to drive my grandma home (success/I'm awful).
Dude how did your grandma even get there then if she needs a driver? I'm going to go with the scenario that your grandma drove herself there and is now drunk as fuck and acting all cray and such and thus can no longer drive herself home, because this provides for me the greatest quantity of happiness compared to the other scenarios that I can currently think of. DRUNK GRANNIES SON
Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 7:03 am
by alexa.
the_carl wrote:kbithecrowing wrote:I think I'm too drunk to drive my grandma home (success/I'm awful).
Dude how did your grandma even get there then if she needs a driver? I'm going to go with the scenario that your grandma drove herself there and is now drunk as fuck and acting all cray and such and thus can no longer drive herself home, because this provides for me the greatest quantity of happiness compared to the other scenarios that I can currently think of. DRUNK GRANNIES SON
high grannies > drunk grannies
Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:50 pm
by snipelfritz
the_carl wrote:I really want to buy one o' them Squier Jaguars and put wide range humbuckers in it, but I can't decide between Olympic White and Sunburst. Because, like, white would look super cool at first with a mint or white guard, but sunburst looks really good once you beat it up and such. But then again poly finishes don't really do that so much. Or I could buy a korina explorer. I really like those for some reason. It's a good thing all of these are $300 or I probably would have bought one by now. $300 is like double my drunk spending limit or so. Plus I'm not even that drunk, as evidenced by my exemplary spelling. But still. DEM JAGS
Do it!
I've secretly wanted to have an explorer for a while, just so I can bust out teh shredz in really weird spots, like Daft Punk's Aerodynamic.
Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:40 am
by RR Bigman
had some nasty shit called Hell or High Watermelon.
Tasted awful. Made out with a chick almost as old as my mom. Had Chocolate wine. Dressed up like Katy Perry. It's been a great night. I think this is one of the few times I'd feel comfortable yelling YOLO at the top of my lungs in public.
Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:21 am
by snipelfritz
RR Bigman wrote:had some nasty shit called Hell or High Watermelon.
Tasted awful. Made out with a chick almost as old as my mom. Had Chocolate wine. Dressed up like Katy Perry. It's been a great night. I think this is one of the few times I'd feel comfortable yelling YOLO at the top of my lungs in public.
lol,
Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:24 pm
by Psyre
Still sort of high from last night, now I'm at work (Staples) and they unblocked the web, so I am hoping my manager gets a report saying someone was browing at "ilovefuzz.com" and he goes on a weird porn witch hunt.
Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:32 am
by Achtane
I'm really drunk. There's nobody over.
Why don't you come by? You'll like it...
You wanna stay up with me?
We can...buy a pizza...
Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:27 am
by snipelfritz
Achtane wrote:I'm really drunk. There's nobody over.
Why don't you come by? You'll like it...
You wanna stay up with me?
We can...buy a pizza...
Shit, son. I got half an appetizer combo. Mozz stick, cheddar nuggets and a couple wings. Damn skippy. Let's do this; it's party time!
Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 7:24 am
by delaydecay
im drunk, and didnt spend any money, nor fuck a thing that wasnt meant to be fucked.
i say i did all right for myself on a friday night!
Texas shiner bock family reunion beer and wild turkey 101 is what ive been drankin'!
Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 5:34 pm
by spacelordmother
delaydecay wrote:nor fuck a thing that wasnt meant to be fucked.
delaydecay wrote:family reunion
Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 5:59 pm
by kbit
the_carl wrote:kbithecrowing wrote:I think I'm too drunk to drive my grandma home (success/I'm awful).
Dude how did your grandma even get there then if she needs a driver? I'm going to go with the scenario that your grandma drove herself there and is now drunk as fuck and acting all cray and such and thus can no longer drive herself home, because this provides for me the greatest quantity of happiness compared to the other scenarios that I can currently think of. DRUNK GRANNIES SON
That would be a more fun scenario because the truth isn't that fun. Also, OLYMPIC WHITE > SUNBURST. EVERY. DAY.
Was supposed to go get drunk with friends tonight but work is conflicting with my plans. Boo. Might have a few drinks by myself... will surely update if such a thing happens.
Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:00 pm
by RR Bigman
missed going to an early Halloween party because of flu like symptoms...so I got high as fuck on NyQuill...well more just like chill as fuck but whatever
Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:53 pm
by Achtane
Dude, nobody's online, nobody's on ILF, friend couldn't hang out for very long tonight...WHAT IS THISSS I'M SO BOREDDDDD
Time to drink merlot straight from the bottle like a boss.
2011...THAT WAS A GOOD BATCH, GOOD YEAR INDEED. FINELY AGED. I CAN TASTE THE NOTES OF GROCERY STORE SHELVING.
Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:48 am
by snipelfritz
Achtane wrote:Dude, nobody's online, nobody's on ILF, friend couldn't hang out for very long tonight...WHAT IS THISSS I'M SO BOREDDDDD
Time to drink merlot straight from the bottle like a boss.
2011...THAT WAS A GOOD BATCH, GOOD YEAR INDEED. FINELY AGED. I CAN TASTE THE NOTES OF GROCERY STORE SHELVING.
Mmmmm, i love me some Pick'n'Save booze.
Actually, in Wisconsin every grocery store pretty much has a mini liquor store inside of it.
In other news, I got something added to my list of life experiences: Have a cop interrupt you having sex in a car. Also: Bragging about having just had sex on the internet. Not a terrible night.