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D.o.S. wrote:the first time?

This is a quarterly thing.

Again, yes I understand, just noting that out of desperation to keep that person in my life I might have a hard think about crossing the goat-man barrier, but then:

rustywire wrote:Nope. Fuck one goat and yer a goatfucker.
Fuck one goat and everything you've done in life & will do in life is irrelevant; you will be known & remembered as "the goatfucker"

My soul mate deserves better than to be with a goatfucker.

this.
So no.
If no harm comes to the person and we just don't see each other, then so be it.

For the longest time i thought id had this really vivid dream about having watched a romantic comedy where the premise was that the main female lead had sucked a dogs dick. One day i decided to look it up and it turns out its actually a real movie that id really watched. You're welcome. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeping_ ... 2006_film)

Well, there you go.

Does the thread end when we figure out that the whole time all DoS wanted was someone to post this:
[youtube]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc[/youtube]

Refer to page 3

Ah, didn't catch that one.

why don't this thread have a poll?

I have another one for y'all:

Would you rather have your dog walk in on you having sex with your parents, or your parents walking in on you having sex with your dog?

I mean one key difference here is that there's no positive outcome to either choice.

D.o.S. wrote:I mean one key difference here is that there's no positive outcome to either choice.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MKoM3J27Ow[/youtube]

I kept thinking about the one you asked and I kinda feel the same. Like the shame of the goat lovin would probably be enough to feel like pretty shitty all the time anyways. So I don't know if that is a super positive outcome either. And that movie was really disturbing mudfuzz

Well, if you say so: I think some would argue that continued access to a 110% soul mate would constitute some sort of positive.

Also, in regards to polling, I am ashamed I didn't think to add one.

I'll just leave this here

http://www.vice.com/video/asses-of-the-caribbean

See that was what I was expecting. Sad it took an OG and 5 pages to get there.

Nope, because the idea of a "soul mate" is stupid and obviously wrong. I'm happily married and love my wife with all my heart, but I will readily admit that she isn't my "soul mate" and I'd probably be 99% as happy with someone else if we never met. It's just statistics. If the standard idea of a "soul mate" were true, 99.99999999999999% percent of humanity would have awful, horrible, miserable lives and die alone. Randall Munroe covered the statistics behind this idea in his "What If?" book.

Now, if you told me that I'd have to fuck a goat quarterly or I'd never see my son again, point me to the nearest goat.