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What the fuck do you guys want to eat it on the bone for?

Why go through that effort when they make chicken with the fuckin' bones pre-removed for you?

It's just not the same.

There's a difference between eating a piece of general meat and eating a specific part of an animal.

You should be able to take all of your cuts of meat and reconstruct the creature like some delicious natural history museum.

I'm going to credit most of my overly wordy post earlier to the painkillers I was prescribed after my recent medical procedure. Sobriety rarely inspires me to post much. Sometimes I wish my internet access came with a breathalyzer or something. Oh well. What I mostly meant was that I don't really eat fast food. Chicken tenders is something I associate with fast food chicken, which I just really don't think is that good. Although I've been known to eat it when drunk. And probably like it. Probably right before making an overly loquacious post on ilf. Whatever, you dudes are cool.

At least I now know that spacey and I have a deep and abiding friendship. He's in the top 5 of music tastes on ilf. Most of the top 5 are ties.

I normally go with boneless options because 1- I'm a lazy fuck and 2- it seems like whenever I have the misfortune of eating boned chicken, it's done in a way that destroys my stomach and makes me feel like I'm about to die for the next day or so.

I also agree with whoever said about this thread making them want to go vegetarian again. Y'all are scaring me away from meat with how seriously this is being taken.

Swordfishtrombone wrote:I also agree with whoever said about this thread making them want to go vegetarian again. Y'all are scaring me away from meat with how seriously this is being taken.

Nobody has ever taken meat more unnecessarily seriously than a vegetarian.

But really, playfully getting at each others' throats on the subject of food when intoxicated is what general forums are made for.

snipelfritz wrote:

Swordfishtrombone wrote:I also agree with whoever said about this thread making them want to go vegetarian again. Y'all are scaring me away from meat with how seriously this is being taken.

Nobody has ever taken meat more unnecessarily seriously than a vegetarian.

But really, playfully getting at each others' throats on the subject of food when intoxicated is what general forums are made for.

Pfft, I can't remember the last time I saw vegetarians going on like this about the bone content in their foods.

If this was an ordinary forum, I'd agree, but we both know that this general forum is all about the boners, mang.

SPACERITUAL wrote:I don't think you guys understand that chicken can be good on chickens own. If one needs to slather whatever the fuck they are eating in sauces then they like the sauce more than the food.

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SPACERITUAL wrote:I don't think you guys understand that chicken can be good on chickens own. If one needs to slather whatever the fuck they are eating in sauces then they like the sauce more than the food.

I dare you to eat a poached or steamed chicken.
Chicken doesn't taste like anything so everything added to it is better. Why are sauced, deep fried chicken wings so popular?

WayToHip wrote:

SPACERITUAL wrote:I don't think you guys understand that chicken can be good on chickens own. If one needs to slather whatever the fuck they are eating in sauces then they like the sauce more than the food.

I dare you to eat a poached or steamed chicken.
Chicken doesn't taste like anything so everything added to it is better. Why are sauced, deep fried chicken wings so popular?

Why is Donald Trump so popular?

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WayToHip wrote:

SPACERITUAL wrote:I don't think you guys understand that chicken can be good on chickens own. If one needs to slather whatever the fuck they are eating in sauces then they like the sauce more than the food.

I dare you to eat a poached or steamed chicken.
Chicken doesn't taste like anything so everything added to it is better. Why are sauced, deep fried chicken wings so popular?

Seriously. Chicken is the most neutral-tasting fucking thing on earth. That's why "tastes like chicken" is such a universal joke. Anytime you think chicken tastes like something, it's almost definitely due the sauces, seasoning, smoke, marinade, etc added to it to make it have some sort of a taste.

Nah, fuck you guys. Tenders are great. You purists are all eating the same shit as me and my toddler, anyway. Gimme a tender. I'm a giant, grown-ass man, and some days I wanna come home from a hard day in the mines and crack open a box.

Do you get the little dino shaped ones?