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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 1:55 am
by D.o.S.
Yeah still going with fuck and no but I am glad other people appreciate ben's balls as much as I do, existentially speaking.
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 2:07 am
by behndy
futuresailors wrote:behndy wrote:in the room now. shaved, had a NOT AT ALL AWKWARD coversation with the lady nurse as she was flopping my bits to and for.
Behndy: "Boy, it is awfully humid out."
Nurse: "
"
lol. she was so WEIRD. at one point she asked why i didna want kids, i told her i'm almost forty, if i haven't wanted them yet, not going to happen. and she said something like," 40? i would have guessed early 30's!".
whilst yanking my junk into shaveable positions.
thank..... you? HOW DO I TAKE THAT.
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 2:07 am
by behndy
neonblack wrote:behndy wrote:it was weird. i was going to glance down, or ask for a mirror, because they put you prone on a reclining chair where you can't see diddly (been rewatching Simpsons. DEAL WITH IT.), but every time i felt a tug and thought about what was going on i got flashes of that scene from Hard Candy and got a little sick to my stomach.
didna hurt, local was a bit uncomfy but i mean.... tats are more and longer pain. just freaked me out putting an image to the Existential Ball Terror?
That scene from Hard Candy almost made me pass out. I got tunnel vision and almost puked. And it didn't even show anything!
...great. Now I'm gonna think about that when I get snipped.
i'm helping!
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 2:54 am
by D.o.S.
behndy wrote:futuresailors wrote:behndy wrote:in the room now. shaved, had a NOT AT ALL AWKWARD coversation with the lady nurse as she was flopping my bits to and for.
Behndy: "Boy, it is awfully humid out."
Nurse: "
"
lol. she was so WEIRD. at one point she asked why i didna want kids, i told her i'm almost forty, if i haven't wanted them yet, not going to happen. and she said something like," 40? i would have guessed early 30's!".
whilst yanking my junk into shaveable positions.
thank..... you? HOW DO I TAKE THAT.
Means you're virile.
Should have played her your EP and been all "yeah I'm in a side project for the guys in Tool... and PRIMUS.... and watched the panties melt.
Glad your bits are doing well.
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 4:34 am
by behndy
yeshhhhhhhh. EXACTLY how i would weed out a potential mate.
you like Tool? cool cool. I MUST RUN FUNNY NOW. OH MY GOD SOMEONE PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS.
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 11:12 am
by pelliott
behndy wrote:futuresailors wrote:behndy wrote:in the room now. shaved, had a NOT AT ALL AWKWARD coversation with the lady nurse as she was flopping my bits to and for.
Behndy: "Boy, it is awfully humid out."
Nurse: "
"
lol. she was so WEIRD. at one point she asked why i didna want kids, i told her i'm almost forty, if i haven't wanted them yet, not going to happen. and she said something like," 40? i would have guessed early 30's!".
whilst yanking my junk into shaveable positions.
thank..... you? HOW DO I TAKE THAT.
"you have the folds and scrotal hang height of a much younger man"
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 11:41 am
by behndy
seriously. she had just said, "oop! thought i got them all. you got all these SNEAKY blonde ones!" before the age comment.
thwnnnnnnnnk...... youuuuuuu?
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 3:09 pm
by behndy
sooooooo..... my balls have not swollen at all. same size they've always been. well, the same ranges of sizes they've always been.
i have been icing nonstop, wearing the gauze packed compression shorts they told me to wear.
but. no swolled up'ens. neat?
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:18 pm
by Thylacine Dream
Pretty dern neat indeed, I'd say. Congrats! [This is my favorite thread on ILF currently]
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:28 pm
by behndy
I CAN'T EVEN FIND THE INCISION POINTS.
i mean. i THINK i found one? but only mebbe. and i have been doing EXAMINATIONS.
makes me want to give Captitan Doctor Ball Mauler a hug when i heal up.
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 11:25 pm
by Deltaphoenix
Give your balls a hug for me
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 11:44 pm
by behndy
no! NO! NO TOUCHIES. THE HOUSE RULE RIGHT NOW IS NO TOUCHIES DOWN THERE.
...... i will wave fondly at the Frozen Ballsicles.
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 7:23 am
by Jwar
You did it already!!! Congrats dude!!
Nurse that shit! Take advantage!!!
LOL!
Enjoy some down time. That's what I did. Man I needed it. lol
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 11:19 am
by behndy
lol. yeah. did it on a Friday, don't have work till Tuesday. just been laying on the couch and gaming mostly. me and the grrL are rewatching the Simpsons, so that's happening.
i am SHIT at taking it easy though. she woke up mad because i was cooking breakfast. i just lived alone so long i guess i got used to dealing with recovery times since i had no one there? but she keeps yelling at me when i try to do stuff.
she's NEAT.
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 4:29 pm
by ProCarsteNation
may you and your tentacle get on the ball again quickly