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I think I did that already.

"You give me $10,000. I give you two Klons."

BST with just a picture of Chank with a top hat and monocle, lighting a cigar with $100 bill, while a bevy of the hottest girls for hire jerk him off onto the Klon.
Caption: "I'd sell this shit here, but the thought of it moving onto one of you plebeians, most whom probably don't even have a stock of beluga caviar on hand, fills me with disgust. Bask in the glory of this image, instead. It's as close as you'll ever get."

oh shit you did
wait why didnt you attract federal agents?

oh please Jeebus.

Feds couldn't be bothered sifting through our inanity.

Or, as I'd like to posit, they haven't developed a sophisticated enough system to break our cypher....






....of bullshit.

Yep, that's it.

Federal agents can lick my crack.

Well, let's face it, you can afford to bribe them to.

Every agent has a price....for rim-jobs, that is.
Brown gold.
Texas tea-bagging.

Iommic Pope wrote:Well, let's face it, you can afford to bribe them to.

Every agent has a price....for rim-jobs, that is.
Brown gold.
Texas tea-bagging.

Don't forget the bribe value of the reacharound.

Yeah, I've been told the Klon stacks well with a rusty trombone.

Priceless.

No pun intended.

You can tell a dude really hasn't been here for long when he tries to sell anything worth more than his guitar here AND takes it personally when people are poking fun at the transparency of dumbels and klön dongs.

AND the Untergang vid about this, it should have been nominated for a fucking Oscar!

I love that this is still remembered.
If I recall correctly, Echo was selling it for a friend, and was pretty good natured about the thing, until threatened with violence and legal action.
The unnamed Champion of All KLON, was a former Harmony Central effects forum poster. One of the ones who would post stacks of retarded gear pics to validate his opinions and incessantly mentioned Haunting Mids. I remembered him as I had found the DR when it lived there, and would read some of the stuff in the rest of the forum as well.
The other guy with the unplugged mint marshalls I don't have a clue, but I think he was another obnoxious HC poster.
After one of them called someone I respect very much, a "Nazi". I was distressed, nay, ANGRY! I read back a bit in preparation of ANGER post, and the absurdity of what was going on struck me, as well as a recollection of the Downfall video.
I copied, I pasted. Most of the lines in that are direct quotes from the thread. some were paraphrased for context. Likely this is the only record of what was said that exists.

I posted.

What had struck me as absurd became surreal. Explosive FBI semen and all that. My only regret is that I missed the final hours. I envy those who witnessed that threads glorious demise.

And we all learned something on that day.

Nazi humor can be a weapon of good in the war against douchebaggery. or something. I may or may not be making sense.

Oh man..... That thread and succeeding video.....

There were a few of us who may have stoked the fire, but god damn did it burn brightly hahahah

AxAxSxS wrote:I love that this is still remembered.

... Likely this is the only record of what was said that exists.

Like the Holocaust, how could we ever forget?

It's a part of history now.

Chankgeez wrote:

AxAxSxS wrote:I love that this is still remembered.

... Likely this is the only record of what was said that exists.

Like the Holocaust, how could we ever forget?

It's a part of history now.

Schindler's Klon, coming soon.