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Re: Can I sell/trade/buy stuff here??
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:41 am
by behndy
U IZ SNEAKIES.
Re: Can I sell/trade/buy stuff here??
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:19 am
by Jwar
You can sell your soul here. No joke. Tom Dalty Salty, swallows souls whole! HE'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!!!!
Also, penises. You can sell those as well. As long as they're half hard. Nobody wants that limp shit.
Re: Can I sell/trade/buy stuff here??
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:59 am
by Rob Fossil
Helter wrote:you scared new guy away
Yeah, all the poor guy wanted was some monies for his broke dick.
Re: Can I sell/trade/buy stuff here??
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:02 am
by behndy
SO MUCH SYNERGY.
jWar being all nice and saying a semi is valuable it's just flaccid Chinese Nudist Wild Dog Bait is unmarketable and it's a BROKE. DICK. IN QUESFION.
CIRCULARRRRRR AWESOMENNNESSSSSSSSS.
..... Pope Cannibal Engorged Ween Munching.
Re: Can I sell/trade/buy stuff here??
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:05 am
by behndy
ewwwwwwww and what if the whole Priests Going Balls Deep In Kids thing wasn't about sex. they just misunderstood the concept of marinating when it was explained to them oddly by a high as BALLS on the flesh of his predecessor Pope?
they weren't interested in release.
THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SEASONING THE APPETIZERS.
Re: Can I sell/trade/buy stuff here??
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:44 am
by ryan summit
behndy wrote:
they weren't interested in cheese
.
this is what i read
Re: Can I sell/trade/buy stuff here??
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:55 am
by behndy
NO MERE CHEESE COULD NOW SATISFY THEIR POPE INDUCED HUNGER.
it must be the FLESH OF YOUNG BOYS.
properly anally marinated of course.
Re: Can I sell/trade/buy stuff here??
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:05 pm
by hbombgraphics
after reading above I was reminded of the last time I was in China and saw a dude naked from the bottom down rocking a half-hard
I do think he had a dog
He was like Winnie the Pooh shirt and no pants
I can't unsee that
Re: Can I sell/trade/buy stuff here??
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:50 pm
by behndy
there was a thing about all the Chinese kids that were ending up dongless because no pants + lots of hungry wild dogs in the villages = weener chompins.
apparently.
i read it on the internet.
so it must be true.
Re: Can I sell/trade/buy stuff here??
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:55 pm
by hbombgraphics
everything on the internets is true
I bet the government was swiping their dongs to prevent overpopulation
blaming dogs like for homework
Re: Can I sell/trade/buy stuff here??
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:48 pm
by behndy
hee.
"i WOULD like to coat you with my own special brand of Man-o-nayse, but the dog ate my peen. sorrrrrrrrrry."
Re: Can I sell/trade/buy stuff here??
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:17 pm
by behndy
GREGGGGGGG. GREGGGGG SEVENTY NINE RASTAAAAAAASSSS. DON'T BE SKEERED.
EMBRACE THE SILLINESS.
rub it in you like Pope's Own Brand Brown People Flavored Shake And Bake n
RUUUBBBBBB IIIIIIITTT.
Re: Can I sell/trade/buy stuff here??
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 10:02 pm
by ShaunNecro
What the hell is going on in here?
Re: Can I sell/trade/buy stuff here??
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 10:17 pm
by behndy
*points at H-Bahmbah*
......... HE started it.
Re: Can I sell/trade/buy stuff here??
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 10:18 pm
by hbombgraphics
ryan summit wrote:ronald reagan in a leotard wrote:
what the fuck is going on in here?
this fuckin guy over here
asks us if he can sell his knickknacks
on our b/s/t over there
so we says to him
"its a free country over here doooood so cannibal pope""
i mean whatya expect us to say
it aint all about bongos and hackysacks over here
a mans got urges
annnd neeeedeeeds
if he happens to like the taste of human flesh over there
why would he wanna live outside the vatican walls
i mean cmon git the fuck outta here over there
you see what im getin at over here chief
speak to me baby
whats with the reaganface?
I had to go a few pages back to find this but it pretty much sums up everything that has ever happened.