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Re: RIP REBECCA DIRKS
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:10 am
by rustywire
That deserved its own quoted post.
Also
@Satchel. Forgot about that interview.
I think he now actually believes Satchel isn't just a character, and he
is Satchel.
Dude is more committed to that role than Daniel Day Lewis in Lincoln.
Re: RIP REBECCA DIRKS
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:04 am
by echodeluxe
That's her husband?
Holy mother if fuck he is swinging out if his League.
It's like she was his high school crush in a teen movie and she chooses him out of pity and marries him like "like he's got a good heart idk" and ten years later she still has to play with his weird weiner and help him babysit Midwestern retard dogs.
Re: RIP REBECCA DIRKS
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:07 am
by THEBEERHAMMER
echodeluxe wrote:
It's like she was his high school crush in a teen movie and she chooses him out of pity and marries him like "like he's got a good heart idk" and ten years later she still has to play with his weird weiner and help him babysit Midwestern retard dogs.
Its like i just want to swoop in all IIII CAN SHOOOOOW YOOOU THE WOOOOORLD
Re: RIP REBECCA DIRKS
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:11 am
by THEBEERHAMMER
AND I COULD IF THEY WOULD JUST RETURN MY SPACESHIP
Re: RIP REBECCA DIRKS
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:28 am
by Joe Gress
This spaceship? I knew it was yours:
Re: RIP REBECCA DIRKS
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 12:03 pm
by echodeluxe
Yeah but the takeaway here is that he has a weird weiner.
Re: RIP REBECCA DIRKS
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:07 pm
by THEBEERHAMMER
Joe Gress wrote:This spaceship? I knew it was yours:
WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT. GODDAMN GOVERNMENT BLOWING MY SPOT.
Re: RIP REBECCA DIRKS
Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 2:00 pm
by fiddelerselbow
Whats the fixation with her? Is it cause she's into guitars and shit? She looks pretty average to me.
Re: RIP REBECCA DIRKS
Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:32 pm
by THEBEERHAMMER
fiddelerselbow wrote:Whats the fixation with her? Is it cause she's into guitars and shit? She looks pretty average to me.
Im mostly fixated on her tits.
Honestly thought i have a thing for cute girls vs hot girls. Like how i think Yui is waaaay more boner time than mio or azu-nyan. This usually fucks me because "cute" girls 100% of the time have complexes and are raging cunts.
Re: RIP REBECCA DIRKS
Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:38 pm
by Achtane
Bro you didn't even include Ritsu or Jun.
The best ones.
C'mon bro.
Re: RIP REBECCA DIRKS
Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 6:02 pm
by THEBEERHAMMER
Achtane wrote:Bro you didn't even include Ritsu or Jun.
The best ones.
C'mon bro.
Jun would get it. Ritsu is a lexbian.
Re: RIP REBECCA DIRKS
Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 6:09 pm
by Achtane
THEBEERHAMMER wrote:Achtane wrote:Bro you didn't even include Ritsu or Jun.
The best ones.
C'mon bro.
Jun would get it. Ritsu is a lexbian.
She's just a tomboy, man. She just needs to assert herself.
I bet she beats dudes like they're snare drums.
Re: RIP REBECCA DIRKS
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 2:06 pm
by oldangelmidnight
fiddelerselbow wrote:Whats the fixation with her? Is it cause she's into guitars and shit? She looks pretty average to me.
She's actually a decent interviewer who can talk coherently to musicians about gear.
But since she's a girl all anyone talks about is her looks and tits.
Re: RIP REBECCA DIRKS
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:40 pm
by D.o.S.
oldangelmidnight wrote:
But since she's a girl all anyone talks about is her looks and tits.
I don't believe it.
Re: RIP REBECCA DIRKS
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:45 pm
by Jwar
oldangelmidnight wrote:fiddelerselbow wrote:Whats the fixation with her? Is it cause she's into guitars and shit? She looks pretty average to me.
She's actually a decent interviewer who can talk coherently to musicians about gear.
But since she's a girl all anyone talks about is her looks and tits.
STFU
