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behndy wrote:*raises hand*

um..... *I* like to watch people masturbatate TOO y'know....

and i'm like a sechsy bonobo chimp yo. try to start a fight with me because i'm talking to your grrL? oh we are getting DOWN tonight.

MEOW.

so, youll just fuck anyone who tries to fight you?







































































brilliant. im trying that next time.

i'm dumb. i went to a private school through 6th grade where i had the same 11 other peoples in each grade, we all grew up together, there'd been one fight my entire schooling, then went to a public junior high that was 2,000 kids, about half thugs or wanna be gangsta kids. i was a nerdish lanky tall rokker white kid that didn't know how to talk to anybody.... i got in fights about once a week the second year of Junior High.

one time a fight was starting with some kid and we were doing the stupid shoulder to shoulder circling thing before someone throws a punch and i leaned into him and kissed him on the cheek. he sprang back, got all flustered, went all, "FAGGOT! ugh... god... so... GAY. fucking... FUCK." and stomped away. i didn't get in a fight for the rest of the school year.

i'm an IDIOT because i didn't think to try that until there was only a month left at that school. i coulda avoided SO many ass whoopjns damnit.

Hahahaha, brilliant.

WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO FIGURE OUT DAMNIT.

behndy wrote:i'm dumb. i went to a private school through 6th grade where i had the same 11 other peoples in each grade, we all grew up together, there'd been one fight my entire schooling, then went to a public junior high that was 2,000 kids, about half thugs or wanna be gangsta kids. i was a nerdish lanky tall rokker white kid that didn't know how to talk to anybody.... i got in fights about once a week the second year of Junior High.

one time a fight was starting with some kid and we were doing the stupid shoulder to shoulder circling thing before someone throws a punch and i leaned into him and kissed him on the cheek. he sprang back, got all flustered, went all, "FAGGOT! ugh... god... so... GAY. fucking... FUCK." and stomped away. i didn't get in a fight for the rest of the school year.

i'm an IDIOT because i didn't think to try that until there was only a month left at that school. i coulda avoided SO many ass whoopjns damnit.

For real, this is my go to plan when someone is tryna fight me. Just, kiss them square on the mouth. Literally, while they're like hitting me. Don't attempt to attack or defend, just make out with the motherfucker. Also, cry the entire time, but also be laughing.


I've also worn leggings once or twice.

I would wear dresses and skirts all the time if that were socially acceptable. That shit's waaay comfier than pants. It looks kind of weird when you have muscles and no boobs, though.

theavondon wrote:

behndy wrote:i'm dumb. i went to a private school through 6th grade where i had the same 11 other peoples in each grade, we all grew up together, there'd been one fight my entire schooling, then went to a public junior high that was 2,000 kids, about half thugs or wanna be gangsta kids. i was a nerdish lanky tall rokker white kid that didn't know how to talk to anybody.... i got in fights about once a week the second year of Junior High.

one time a fight was starting with some kid and we were doing the stupid shoulder to shoulder circling thing before someone throws a punch and i leaned into him and kissed him on the cheek. he sprang back, got all flustered, went all, "FAGGOT! ugh... god... so... GAY. fucking... FUCK." and stomped away. i didn't get in a fight for the rest of the school year.

i'm an IDIOT because i didn't think to try that until there was only a month left at that school. i coulda avoided SO many ass whoopjns damnit.

For real, this is my go to plan when someone is tryna fight me. Just, kiss them square on the mouth. Literally, while they're like hitting me. Don't attempt to attack or defend, just make out with the motherfucker. Also, cry the entire time, but also be laughing.


I've also worn leggings once or twice.

GAWD this makes me want to take a swing at you.

THEN TACKLE YOU FACE FIRST.

oldangelmidnight wrote:I kinda feel like the HCFX influx upped the brotimes ratio a bit.

Yep.

HEY

stripes wrote:HEY

is for horses?!?!?!

and also girls! right?? uh... yeah

i've been on tour... and hand dubbing way too many tapes. but i'm back showing some love to my favorite forum.

stripes wrote:and also girls! right?? uh... yeah

i've been on tour... and hand dubbing way too many tapes. but i'm back showing some love to my favorite forum.

Ummmm yeah, sure!

How'd tour go??? Did you get to meet the infamous DOS? As you can tell we did actually miss you, we can sense when the stability of the force has shifted to the dark side.

the_carl wrote:I would wear dresses and skirts all the time if that were socially acceptable. That shit's waaay comfier than pants.

yeah it's kind of true. my sophmore year of high school i weirdly made the switch from wearing a giant chain (with padlock!) around my neck, danzig tshirts, spiked hair, etc etc. to being a total stoner hippie dude and i definitely wore a flow-y hippie skirt to school as well as out with my friends plenty of times, especially in the warmer months.