any veal up in this sausage-fest?
Moderator: Ghost Hip
- behndy
- Supporter

- Posts: 19885
- Joined: Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:06 am
- Location: Cali. East Bay Yo.
- Contact:
Re: any veal up in this sausage-fest?
"ah! THREAT! ..... well helllooOooOoOOoOooOOOOOoo ERECTION."
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

- echodeluxe
- FAMOUS

- Posts: 1081
- Joined: Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:27 pm
Re: any veal up in this sausage-fest?
behndy wrote:*raises hand*
um..... *I* like to watch people masturbatate TOO y'know....
and i'm like a sechsy bonobo chimp yo. try to start a fight with me because i'm talking to your grrL? oh we are getting DOWN tonight.
MEOW.
so, youll just fuck anyone who tries to fight you?
brilliant. im trying that next time.
- behndy
- Supporter

- Posts: 19885
- Joined: Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:06 am
- Location: Cali. East Bay Yo.
- Contact:
Re: any veal up in this sausage-fest?
i'm dumb. i went to a private school through 6th grade where i had the same 11 other peoples in each grade, we all grew up together, there'd been one fight my entire schooling, then went to a public junior high that was 2,000 kids, about half thugs or wanna be gangsta kids. i was a nerdish lanky tall rokker white kid that didn't know how to talk to anybody.... i got in fights about once a week the second year of Junior High.
one time a fight was starting with some kid and we were doing the stupid shoulder to shoulder circling thing before someone throws a punch and i leaned into him and kissed him on the cheek. he sprang back, got all flustered, went all, "FAGGOT! ugh... god... so... GAY. fucking... FUCK." and stomped away. i didn't get in a fight for the rest of the school year.
i'm an IDIOT because i didn't think to try that until there was only a month left at that school. i coulda avoided SO many ass whoopjns damnit.
one time a fight was starting with some kid and we were doing the stupid shoulder to shoulder circling thing before someone throws a punch and i leaned into him and kissed him on the cheek. he sprang back, got all flustered, went all, "FAGGOT! ugh... god... so... GAY. fucking... FUCK." and stomped away. i didn't get in a fight for the rest of the school year.
i'm an IDIOT because i didn't think to try that until there was only a month left at that school. i coulda avoided SO many ass whoopjns damnit.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

- Jordan
- involved

- Posts: 64
- Joined: Thu May 16, 2013 9:02 pm
Re: any veal up in this sausage-fest?
Hahahaha, brilliant.
- behndy
- Supporter

- Posts: 19885
- Joined: Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:06 am
- Location: Cali. East Bay Yo.
- Contact:
Re: any veal up in this sausage-fest?
WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO FIGURE OUT DAMNIT.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

- Blackened Soul
- IAMILFFAMOUS

- Posts: 4758
- Joined: Wed May 04, 2011 1:41 am
- Location: puget sound where even the moss is covered in moss
- Contact:
- theavondon
- Supporter

- Posts: 10742
- Joined: Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:58 am
- Location: Denton, TX
Re: any veal up in this sausage-fest?
behndy wrote:i'm dumb. i went to a private school through 6th grade where i had the same 11 other peoples in each grade, we all grew up together, there'd been one fight my entire schooling, then went to a public junior high that was 2,000 kids, about half thugs or wanna be gangsta kids. i was a nerdish lanky tall rokker white kid that didn't know how to talk to anybody.... i got in fights about once a week the second year of Junior High.
one time a fight was starting with some kid and we were doing the stupid shoulder to shoulder circling thing before someone throws a punch and i leaned into him and kissed him on the cheek. he sprang back, got all flustered, went all, "FAGGOT! ugh... god... so... GAY. fucking... FUCK." and stomped away. i didn't get in a fight for the rest of the school year.
i'm an IDIOT because i didn't think to try that until there was only a month left at that school. i coulda avoided SO many ass whoopjns damnit.
For real, this is my go to plan when someone is tryna fight me. Just, kiss them square on the mouth. Literally, while they're like hitting me. Don't attempt to attack or defend, just make out with the motherfucker. Also, cry the entire time, but also be laughing.
I've also worn leggings once or twice.
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER
NSFW: show
- the_carl
- FAMOUS

- Posts: 1245
- Joined: Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:58 am
Re: any veal up in this sausage-fest?
I would wear dresses and skirts all the time if that were socially acceptable. That shit's waaay comfier than pants. It looks kind of weird when you have muscles and no boobs, though.
- behndy
- Supporter

- Posts: 19885
- Joined: Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:06 am
- Location: Cali. East Bay Yo.
- Contact:
Re: any veal up in this sausage-fest?
theavondon wrote:behndy wrote:i'm dumb. i went to a private school through 6th grade where i had the same 11 other peoples in each grade, we all grew up together, there'd been one fight my entire schooling, then went to a public junior high that was 2,000 kids, about half thugs or wanna be gangsta kids. i was a nerdish lanky tall rokker white kid that didn't know how to talk to anybody.... i got in fights about once a week the second year of Junior High.
one time a fight was starting with some kid and we were doing the stupid shoulder to shoulder circling thing before someone throws a punch and i leaned into him and kissed him on the cheek. he sprang back, got all flustered, went all, "FAGGOT! ugh... god... so... GAY. fucking... FUCK." and stomped away. i didn't get in a fight for the rest of the school year.
i'm an IDIOT because i didn't think to try that until there was only a month left at that school. i coulda avoided SO many ass whoopjns damnit.
For real, this is my go to plan when someone is tryna fight me. Just, kiss them square on the mouth. Literally, while they're like hitting me. Don't attempt to attack or defend, just make out with the motherfucker. Also, cry the entire time, but also be laughing.
I've also worn leggings once or twice.
GAWD this makes me want to take a swing at you.
THEN TACKLE YOU FACE FIRST.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

- goroth
- HERO

- Posts: 13514
- Joined: Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:50 am
- Location: Eurothrash: Frozen northern outpost.
- Contact:
Re: any veal up in this sausage-fest?
oldangelmidnight wrote:I kinda feel like the HCFX influx upped the brotimes ratio a bit.
Yep.
Music out on all streaming services and bandcamp and what not.
Spotify /// Apple Music
My band /// Instagram ///Bandcamp ///
- stripes
- FAMOUS

- Posts: 1247
- Joined: Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:52 am
- Location: NY
- Ancient Astronaught
- IAMILFFAMOUS

- Posts: 7202
- Joined: Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:14 pm
- Location: Bear Country
Re: any veal up in this sausage-fest?
stripes wrote:HEY
is for horses?!?!?!

Iommic Pope wrote: Skip, you rule. You hate people so much, you're willing to discredit all human progress, its awesome.
- stripes
- FAMOUS

- Posts: 1247
- Joined: Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:52 am
- Location: NY
Re: any veal up in this sausage-fest?
and also girls! right?? uh... yeah
i've been on tour... and hand dubbing way too many tapes. but i'm back showing some love to my favorite forum.
i've been on tour... and hand dubbing way too many tapes. but i'm back showing some love to my favorite forum.
- Ancient Astronaught
- IAMILFFAMOUS

- Posts: 7202
- Joined: Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:14 pm
- Location: Bear Country
Re: any veal up in this sausage-fest?
stripes wrote:and also girls! right?? uh... yeah
i've been on tour... and hand dubbing way too many tapes. but i'm back showing some love to my favorite forum.
Ummmm yeah, sure!
How'd tour go??? Did you get to meet the infamous DOS? As you can tell we did actually miss you, we can sense when the stability of the force has shifted to the dark side.
Iommic Pope wrote: Skip, you rule. You hate people so much, you're willing to discredit all human progress, its awesome.
- smallsnd/bigsnd
- IAMILFFAMOUS

- Posts: 3981
- Joined: Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:57 pm
Re: any veal up in this sausage-fest?
the_carl wrote:I would wear dresses and skirts all the time if that were socially acceptable. That shit's waaay comfier than pants.
yeah it's kind of true. my sophmore year of high school i weirdly made the switch from wearing a giant chain (with padlock!) around my neck, danzig tshirts, spiked hair, etc etc. to being a total stoner hippie dude and i definitely wore a flow-y hippie skirt to school as well as out with my friends plenty of times, especially in the warmer months.
