Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:54 pm
I know if someone is going to be good or bad before I try it.
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Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:36 pm
I drop hammers.
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:40 pm
wait behn
if she was facing you
that means
she
poo'ed
on one...of..your..(gulp)....
balls
if she was facing you
that means
she
poo'ed
on one...of..your..(gulp)....
balls
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:46 pm
POOP BALLS POOP BALLS POOP BALLS
BEHNDY'S CHOCOLATE-COVERED BALLS.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM9rnqdAx00[/youtube]
SAY EVERYBODY HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALLS?
THEY BIG AND SALTY AND BROWN.
IF YOU EVEN NEED A QUICK PICK-ME-UP,
JUST STICK MY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH.
BEHNDY'S CHOCOLATE-COVERED BALLS.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM9rnqdAx00[/youtube]
SAY EVERYBODY HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALLS?
THEY BIG AND SALTY AND BROWN.
IF YOU EVEN NEED A QUICK PICK-ME-UP,
JUST STICK MY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH.
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:53 pm
devideva wrote:What is your secret superpower?
The ability to bring everyone down with heavy realism and sarcasm at will
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:01 pm
ryan summit wrote:wait behn
if she was facing you
that means
she
poo'ed
on one...of..your..(gulp)....
balls
snipelfritz wrote:POOP BALLS POOP BALLS POOP BALLS
BEHNDY'S CHOCOLATE-COVERED BALLS.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM9rnqdAx00[/youtube]
SAY EVERYBODY HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALLS?
THEY BIG AND SALTY AND BROWN.
IF YOU EVEN NEED A QUICK PICK-ME-UP,
JUST STICK MY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH.
lulz. you know, it was the weirdest thing. i just got some on my stomach/landing pad yarea right above my peen.
don't know if i really WANT to get poo'd on again, but it was nowhere near as awful as it could have been.
helped that she was really cute and kinda innocent about stuff.
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:15 pm
BEHNDY THAT'S WHY WE DON'T FUCK GIRLS WHO AREN'T POTTY TRAINED. "TWO AND CAN POO? GO DO THE DO. THREE AND CAN PEE? GO WET YOUR WILLY." That's the rhyme.
unless it's like a feral, raised-by-wolves kind of situation. That would be HAWT.
unless it's like a feral, raised-by-wolves kind of situation. That would be HAWT.
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:19 pm
snipelfritz wrote:BEHNDY THAT'S WHY WE DON'T FUCK GIRLS WHO AREN'T POTTY TRAINED. "TWO AND CAN POO? GO DO THE DO. THREE AND CAN PEE? GO WET YOUR WILLY." That's the rhyme.
unless it's like a feral, raised-by-wolves kind of situation. That would be HAWT.
Dude, you need to get out of the midwest.
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:21 pm
lol. i SWEAR up until this point every time she needed to make yellow or brown she used a toilet. unless it was Watersports Night. but that was still in the tub. way easier clean up.
that's why i didna want to tell her. it's only special situations where you want to feel like a child that has no bowel control. and it didna feel like these were one of them.
that's why i didna want to tell her. it's only special situations where you want to feel like a child that has no bowel control. and it didna feel like these were one of them.
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:32 am
The ability to judge stuff by their covers.
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:26 am
nuclearfamily wrote:The ability to judge stuff by their covers.
*cough*
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:14 pm
From what I can gather from today, I might be Bruce Willis in Unbreakable.
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:36 pm
WATCH OUT FOR THE POOL.
also, just as a heads up and all, but Mr. Glass is the bad guy.
careful now.
(that's the only movie Shimalallalahahhan did that's worth a damn. although, his messianic leanings are so dumb and heavy handed that they're easy to ignore, so i have a soft spot for Lady In The Water too.)
also, just as a heads up and all, but Mr. Glass is the bad guy.
careful now.
(that's the only movie Shimalallalahahhan did that's worth a damn. although, his messianic leanings are so dumb and heavy handed that they're easy to ignore, so i have a soft spot for Lady In The Water too.)