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Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:06 am
by Bassus Sanguinis
theavondon wrote:Guy at GC - "Yeah, I mean, I can understand having maybe like one or two distortions but really, I don't see why all these new boutique companies are all coming out with fuzzes. You don't need like ten fuzzes! Make something else, ya know?"
Me - "I own 17 fuzzes. Now are you gonna sell me this B:Assmaster or what?"
ILF fuzz bro - because there's always room for one fuzz more.
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:36 pm
by dubkitty
theavondon wrote:"I own 17 fuzzes. Now are you gonna sell me this B:Assmaster or what?"
BOOM
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:19 pm
by Chankgeez
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:22 pm
by mathias
"You've got more than one pedal? You're such a NERD."
I'm a nerd at work, thanks, (I'm a software developer) but my music is fucking ART.
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:31 pm
by phantasmagorovich
mathias wrote:"You've got more than one pedal? You're such a NERD."
I'm a nerd at work, thanks, (I'm a software developer) but my music is fucking ART.
Hm, I actually embrace that - being a nerd.
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:38 pm
by Gearmond
boy i sure am glad i somehow never hear dumb shit at Sam Ash beyond *thrash metal riffs on those peavys with the metal grills* or *wank slap through an ampeg solid state*
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:46 pm
by behndy
sigh. always been sad i'm not good enough to wank slap up an entire room at GC.
SIGH
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:47 pm
by Chankgeez
behndy wrote:sigh. always been sad i'm not good enough to wank slap up an entire room at GC.
SIGH
TWSS
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:52 pm
by behndy
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEPo3DEBtUI[/youtube]
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:56 pm
by fungalattack
behndy wrote:sigh. always been sad i'm not good enough to wank slap up an entire room at GC.
SIGH
One day, one day.
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 4:29 pm
by univalve
Soundcheck before the Gig:
Guy from another band: Wow, you downtuned the Guitar!
Me: ehm, no, normal tuning...
He: Sounds so fat...
He played a halfstack, i played a Blues Deluxe. I don't get how many People are too stupid to dial in their sound with their own amp.
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:28 pm
by theavondon
behndy wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEPo3DEBtUI[/youtube]
did...did you just choose the first video that came up when you searched "rimshot"? because I almost posted that video yesterday
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:51 am
by behndy
IT'S WHAT POPS UP IN MY HEAD WHEN I THINK RIMSHOT.
but that song was huge when i was a kicken. yay oldness!
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 3:16 am
by snipelfritz
behndy wrote:sigh. always been sad i'm not good enough to wank slap up an entire room at GC.
SIGH
I wish I could slap everybody in GC with a single swing of my wanky
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 10:13 am
by behndy
"EVERY ONE OF YOU IS GOING TO WALK OUT OF HERE SMELLING LIKE MY DICK IF YOU DON'T. CALM. THE FUCK. DOWN."
