Vomiting

[CBA]

Just please... don't take away my iPhone.




C



p.s. I don't have an iPhone.



p.p.s. Facebook, Twitter, porn, The Voice, People magazine can all replace "iPhone" above. Except for porn. Seriously don't take that away or I can't get off.

[FuzzHugger]

i'm just waiting for the civil war now.

Fuck war.

And also, those hateful douchemouths who genuinely think Obama is a Nazi Muslim Communist Marxist Kenyan can have voluntary succession...no need for Civil War, they can just fuck off into some everyone-for-themselves fearhole.

Definitely not mischaracterizing half the nation...never did I say half the country, or all Romney voters, or non-Obama voters--I'm not an idiot. I know they're not anywhere near 50%, or even 30%.

I was speaking very specifically, about those loudmouth no-nothing racist hatemongers who've been making their presence so clear for the last year. Whatever their numbers may be. They described themselves as the majority opinion. They, it turned out, were wrong about that. And they're idiots. I'm not talking about Romney voters, not half the country, not conservatives...I'm talking about those of them who are hateful idiots.

[Achtane]

Except for porn. Seriously don't take that away or I can't get off.

Hey man, without porn your imagination will flourish!

[dubkitty]

and conversely, see how the far-left cities can cope with their social dysfunction without the rest of the country to bail them out.

actually, i think the optimum solution would be to spin off the metropoli--New York, Boston, Miami, Chicago, San Francisco, LA, etc.--into independent city-states so they'd have to function without the support of the rest of their states. this would end the tyranny of the urbanites and allow the rest of the country to live in peace.

[dubkitty]

Except for porn. Seriously don't take that away or I can't get off.

Hey man, without porn your imagination will flourish!

porn is for people with no imagination.

[CBA]

Except for porn. Seriously don't take that away or I can't get off.

Hey man, without porn your imagination will flourish!

I know.





I know.



C

[greyscales]

and conversely, see how the far-left cities can cope with their social dysfunction without the rest of the country to bail them out.

actually, i think the optimum solution would be to spin off the metropoli--New York, Boston, Miami, Chicago, San Francisco, LA, etc.--into independent city-states so they'd have to function without the support of the rest of their states. this would end the tyranny of the urbanites and allow the rest of the country to live in peace.

I don't know where it's like where you live, but there are a lot of people on some sort of welfare in rural Kentucky. They aren't the ones supporting urbanites.

And most states that are the most conservative also take the most from the federal government. Democratic states take the least. Just a fun fact.

[devnulljp]

and conversely, see how the far-left cities can cope with their social dysfunction without the rest of the country to bail them out

The only far left in the USA lives in the fantasies of Fox news. Obama is way too far right for my tastes.
And if you ever look at a map of social dysfunction -- pick your metric: teen pregnancy, STDs, domestic violence, childhood mortality... -- you might be surprised where the worst areas are. The social safety net goes from the coastal cities to the middle and south (and Alaska), not the other way round.

It is good to see the increasing voter turnout in your country though -- I think about 50 people showed up to vote nationwide in the last general election in Canada

Might find this interesting:

The Geography of Government Benefits
The share of Americans’ income that comes from government benefit programs, like Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security, more than doubled over the last four decades, rising from 8 percent in 1969 to 18 percent in 2009.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2012 ... &emc=thab1

STDs in the US




Teen pregnancy


Domestic violence


Infant mortality


Worse for black kids


etc.

[Rygot]

except that the people you're mischaracterizing are half of the nation.

And the people they're mischaracterising are the other half.

Remember, under Bush II a lot of people on the right were yelling about how if you don't like Murka GET OUT! Turnabout is fair play no?
I think it would interesting to see the US split into two countries -- it already is. See how the teapartiers make out on their own without federal subsidies, no regulation, no taxes, no health care...just a copy of Atlas Shrugged, a bible, and a big ass pile of guns.

[snipelfritz]

and conversely, see how the far-left cities can cope with their social dysfunction without the rest of the country to bail them out.

actually, i think the optimum solution would be to spin off the metropoli--New York, Boston, Miami, Chicago, San Francisco, LA, etc.--into independent city-states so they'd have to function without the support of the rest of their states. this would end the tyranny of the urbanites and allow the rest of the country to live in peace.

You've been living in a blue state for too long, welcome back to the Midwest!

[FuzzHugger]

actually, i think the optimum solution would be to spin off the metropoli--New York, Boston, Miami, Chicago, San Francisco, LA, etc.--into independent city-states so they'd have to function without the support of the rest of their states.

Word up.

[theavondon]

Guys, I don't understand, I'm your president, it's all good.

[snipelfritz]

Not my president!

[Mudfuzz]

and conversely, see how the far-left cities can cope with their social dysfunction without the rest of the country to bail them out.

actually, i think the optimum solution would be to spin off the metropoli--New York, Boston, Miami, Chicago, San Francisco, LA, etc.--into independent city-states so they'd have to function without the support of the rest of their states. this would end the tyranny of the urbanites and allow the rest of the country to live in peace.

No uppityness allowed pesant!

[wsas3]

and conversely, see how the far-left cities can cope with their social dysfunction without the rest of the country to bail them out.

actually, i think the optimum solution would be to spin off the metropoli--New York, Boston, Miami, Chicago, San Francisco, LA, etc.--into independent city-states so they'd have to function without the support of the rest of their states. this would end the tyranny of the urbanites and allow the rest of the country to live in peace.