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Officer Bukowski wrote:

IEatCats wrote:Back when I had long hair, people used to tell my parents that they had a beautiful daughter.

It's so bad that last time I shaved, Kate wouldn't kiss me because she felt too much like a lesbian for her comfort level.

One time my friend and I were parking in her garage and some douchey guy walked up and said "excuse me, ladies.." then continued to ask some stupid question. The way he said excuse me ladies was really funny, cause I'm pretty sure he was down to fuck either of us. In retrospect, I should have just said nothing and pulled out my cock.

If that happens again someone's getting some surprise cock.

I got called miss once when I had long hair. Just once. I was at a casino. I dunno. Now my hair is getting long again, I'd better look out, especially with my skinny hipster jeans. Fortunately I have some decent shoulders to maintain my masculinity.

i also once got a "Jesus".
But that day i was hiking with my new ice climbing boots and walked my heels down to open flesh. So i wore sandals at the party in the evening. That may have contributed to the look alike statement.

My sister in law told me last week : We saw you skating, You are amazing and we didn't know it. But why did they call you Chris Cole?
I googled this guy's name and found myself wearing tatoos!, even my 2 year old baby said "Mira papá!"("look dad!")


When I was younger some friends said that I looked like John Squire of the Stone Roses, but I think I aged better!

a hybrid of Paul Rudd and George Clooney

snipelfritz wrote:

Officer Bukowski wrote:

IEatCats wrote:Back when I had long hair, people used to tell my parents that they had a beautiful daughter.

It's so bad that last time I shaved, Kate wouldn't kiss me because she felt too much like a lesbian for her comfort level.

One time my friend and I were parking in her garage and some douchey guy walked up and said "excuse me, ladies.." then continued to ask some stupid question. The way he said excuse me ladies was really funny, cause I'm pretty sure he was down to fuck either of us. In retrospect, I should have just said nothing and pulled out my cock.

If that happens again someone's getting some surprise cock.

I got called miss once when I had long hair. Just once. I was at a casino. I dunno. Now my hair is getting long again, I'd better look out, especially with my skinny hipster jeans. Fortunately I have some decent shoulders to maintain my masculinity.

I've got long hair, an inability to grow facial hair, and dress kind of on the slimmer end of the spectrum. A couple weeks ago I was at a store and this little girl who was walking by just stops, stares at me for a good few seconds, and shouts, "Mommy, is that a boy a girl?" I found it rather amusing, but the mom was pretty embarrassed.

Peeps used to say I looked like Keanu Reeves, but this was in sixth grade. I never really saw the similarity.

Only a handful of times have I been compared to John Mayer, and Emile Hirsch.

I think people are just confused, because I am white and have brown hair.

I think I look like an Airedale with a receding hairline and glasses. I've heard that I look like the Apples in Stereo dude, Jason Statham with more beard, and wrestler Cactus Jack with more teeth.

Four times today.

FOUR.

I've gotten André the Giant a million times.
Other favorites include "That dude from the MC5, you know, with the sweet afro?" and "those guys from The Mars Volta".
I don't have a 'fro anymore. Girls were always asking to feel my hair though...
Oh, sometimes people ask me if my parents are black. So there's that.

HEY SNPLFRTZ CHANGED HIS NAME.

Snoopelfrotz wrote:

Four times today.

FOUR.

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I get John Goodman some times. Our faces aren't much alike, but I do have the tall overweight with huge legs thing going on. Also, I'm calmer than you are.

Unlike John Goodman, I've never gotten so fat that I didn't have a neck.

aen wrote:

BRING IT ON.