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Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:57 am
by snipelfritz
behndy wrote:then i untie her, remove her ball gag and get her some salve for the burns.
This is often the case, except I'm the one being untied and salved.
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:35 am
by devnulljp
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhN93rFZuJs[/youtube]
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven
You turn to me and say something sexy like, "Is that it?"
I know what you're trying to say, girl
You're trying to say, "Aw yeah, that's it"
And then you tell me you want some more
Well, uh...
I'm not surprised
But I am quite sleepy
Mmm
It's business
It's business time
Business hours are over, Baby
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:34 pm
by skip
maz91379 wrote:For real though like i understand how people hoard stuff sometimes but if my significant other ever asked me to sell an instrument or told me i could only keep one for space reasons or just because / it wasn't because of tough times. I'd throw a fit tell her to go fuck herself. Like i keep seeing the " i had two guitars but my wife only let me keep one" type of thing. Like again i understand if bills need to be payed but even then it's your decision and person should approach it as such and not as some sort of opposite genital dictator.
Just saying too many relationships have someone in charge or acting like a parent. I want an equal partnership where both sides respect each other god damn it.
someone has to be in charge of the banging
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:36 pm
by Caesar
Chop up the corpse so it'll dissolve faster in acid. Duh!
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:38 pm
by theavondon
Caesar wrote:Chop up the corpse so it'll dissolve faster in acid. Duh!
PFFFFFT I knew I was doing it wrong the whole time! thanks!
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:44 pm
by snipelfritz
theavondon wrote:Caesar wrote:Chop up the corpse so it'll dissolve faster in acid. Duh!
PFFFFFT I knew I was doing it wrong the whole time! thanks!
It also requires a much smaller tub of acid. Gotta stretch that stuff as far as it'll go.
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:51 pm
by theavondon
HCl ain't cheap bro
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:43 pm
by madmax1012
donkey punch.
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:50 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
make it rain some cab fare
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:51 pm
by devnulljp
theavondon wrote:HCl ain't cheap bro
Better to use a base than an acid -- some NaOH in water would do the job.
Although hydrofluoric acid would be fun. Messy, but fun.
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:07 pm
by snipelfritz
Not to tangent a tangent, but when I read "NaOH", in my head, I 1. Read the letters, not the elements and 2. Read the "a" much quieter than the capitalized letters.
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:25 pm
by theavondon
devnulljp wrote:theavondon wrote:HCl ain't cheap bro
Better to use a base than an acid -- some NaOH in water would do the job.
Although hydrofluoric acid would be fun. Messy, but fun.
Better living through chemistry! Or is it dying?
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:11 pm
by yaledelay
Tell your mom she can't stay the night.
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:12 pm
by yaledelay
Oh, and she owes me $50.00
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:10 pm
by Psyre
Look at my hand and say, "I love you, I just REALLY don't want to see you again pal"