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snipelfritz wrote:Oh, I bet they have some damn interesting stories, and it's not the snatch you should ask about

Jero wrote:The beauty of strip clubs, pay the door fee, and don't pay any specific girl. Just look at all of them while other dudes keep paying them to dance.
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Not to be mean or anything, but this has got to be the lowest, sleaziest thing I've ever heard.

I guess you didn't catch it

I say go, have fun then do things.

On a side note.. I keep thinking this is a club thread like on talkbass every time I see it:lol:

Mudfuzz wrote:I say go, have fun then do things.

On a side note.. I keep thinking this is a club thread like on talkbass every time I see it:lol:

But... I could put that money towards an Eau Claire Thunder...

go to strip club, be happy for an hour

buy an eau claire thunder, wreak havoc on bystanders for life

Fuzzy Fred wrote:I don't believe that for a second lol

And I was thinking more along the lines of a short scale bass, not malekko...

bass clarinet FTW.

I very very rarely will go to strip clubs, because when you get down to it it's all fake. But when I do, I go with girls.

well yeah, i mean if it was with a girl i didn't like, it would be awesome! but this way would just be awkward

Fuzzy Fred wrote:well yeah, i mean if it was with a girl i didn't like, it would be awesome! but this way would just be awkward

Nah. It's only awkward if you act awkward about it. Just go and have fun.

you could try thinking of it as an anthropological expedition.

dubkitty wrote:you could try thinking of it as an anthropological expedition.

why do you need a stripper?
FOR SCIENCE!!!

doo-doot doot DOO-DOO DOO-DOO DOO-DOOT

SCIENCE!

Think of it this way:

Naked women are like art, and anybody that has a problem with you looking at art is trying to make you into a culturally stunted half-person.

jfrey wrote:Think of it this way:

Naked women are like art, and anybody that has a problem with you looking at art is trying to make you into a culturally stunted half-person.

i will have to use that

Go for it, bring a good bit of cash though.

there's this strip club in miami whose name eludes me at the moment.

but the place is practically a warehouse. a warehouse of titties.

sure, you come out smelling like cheap perfume, out $200, and you've got a boner you can't do anything with til you get home, but there were so many titties.




so many.

deadbeatriot wrote:there's this strip club in miami whose name eludes me at the moment.

but the place is practically a warehouse. a warehouse of titties.

sure, you come out smelling like cheap perfume, out $200, and you've got a boner you can't do anything with til you get home, but there were so many titties.




so many.

So I knows me a guy, down by the docks, see? I knows me a guy who can get you titties for fifty cents on the dollar, and these ain't no two-bit, poorly made, knock-offs; these are quality imitation-brandware.

TITTIES!!!!