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This is something I wrote a while ago when I was doing a blog of comedic under 100 word posts.

"On June 17th, 2000 a cataclysm destroyed the lives of millions of American children. How it came to occur one can only guess. Thirty minutes later we didn't know where the attack had come from, or what crime we committed to prompt such a depraved response. We were left with a single clue. A name or a riddle that has never been deciphered. "Even Stevens."

It has been suggested that I have a personal vendetta against Shia LaBeouf. I think, that Shia LaBeouf has a personal vendetta against the world. And unless he is stopped, he will act again."

how do you get the first name "Shia"? nothing in particular against the Muslim sect, but...do Mr. and Mrs. LaBeouf (which is weird enough as-is) have other kids? what did they name them? "Anglican"? "Essene"? "Nichiren Shosu"? and if they called one "Bon," do the neighbors think they named him after the guy from AC/DC?

jfrey wrote:

doesnt do characters. he has the same verbage, facial expressions, stuttering no matter what character he plays. its like all his characters are normal uninteresting kids with a shy self hating thing that sometimes shifts to over-the-moon enthusiasm. very face punchable indeed.

I'm sorry,...but who the fuck is this person you so desperately want to give a knuckle sammich to?

I wanna punch him cause he looks like another thing Disney shat out.

Russell Crow

blooghost wrote:Russell Crow

That one should be pretty easy to arrange. All we need to do is get you in the same room...

devnulljp wrote:

blooghost wrote:Russell Crow

That one should be pretty easy to arrange. All we need to do is get you in the same room...

the minute he picks up a telephone,I'm punching him in the dick

sandra bullock and nicole kidman-- twice each-- i hate those bitches

skip wrote:sandra bullock and nicole kidman-- twice each-- i hate those bitches

skip's Tom Cruise! Who would have known?

Oh, and punch?


Also



There, I feel better already

warwick.hoy wrote:I'm sorry,...but who the fuck is this person you so desperately want to give a knuckle sammich to?

I wanna punch him cause he looks like another thing Disney shat out.

He's the one that held poor old Indy down while Spielberg raped the shit out of him.

futuresailors wrote:

warwick.hoy wrote:I'm sorry,...but who the fuck is this person you so desperately want to give a knuckle sammich to?

I wanna punch him cause he looks like another thing Disney shat out.

He's the one that held poor old Indy down while Spielberg raped the shit out of him.

Truth.
Topping today's shit list is Jason Mraz. I fuckin' hate that kid. Saccharine Cracker Reggae schlock

coffeehouse Dave Matthews shit.

that stupid SNOOKY bitch

dominique strauss-kahn.


dude (and all of dude's related lawyers and PR and etc) is begging for my fist in his mouth.

oh and everyone involved in the awful victim blamey nyp article. all of them.

This fuckhead that just opened a guitar store where I live.