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Re: Rumour Mill

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:14 am
by Bassus Sanguinis
Achtane wrote:
mathias wrote:Klons are just rehoused Tube Screamers
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I've heard You can't tell a Tube Screamer or a Klon Centaur from a Marshall BluesBreaker in the space :lol:

Re: Rumour Mill

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:32 am
by mathias
Bassus Sanguinis wrote:
Achtane wrote:
mathias wrote:Klons are just rehoused Tube Screamers
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I've heard You can't tell a Tube Screamer or a Klon Centaur from a Marshall BluesBreaker in the space :lol:


I've heard that all pedals sound exactly the same and we're just paying hundreds of dollars to look cooler than other people on an internet guitar forum.

Re: Rumour Mill

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:53 am
by Achtane
mathias wrote:
Bassus Sanguinis wrote:
Achtane wrote:
mathias wrote:Klons are just rehoused Tube Screamers
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I've heard You can't tell a Tube Screamer or a Klon Centaur from a Marshall BluesBreaker in the space :lol:


I've heard that all pedals sound exactly the same and we're just paying hundreds of dollars to look cooler than other people on an internet guitar forum.


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Re: Rumour Mill

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:30 pm
by phantasmagorovich
Achtane wrote:
some other dudes wrote:Klons are just rehoused Tube Screamers
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I've heard You can't tell a Tube Screamer or a Klon Centaur from a Marshall BluesBreaker in the space :lol:

I've heard that all pedals sound exactly the same and we're just paying hundreds of dollars to look cooler than other people on an internet guitar forum.


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Re: Rumour Mill

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:32 pm
by mathias
Such a relief to get that one confirmed. I'm gonna go buy some more $20 plastic Arion pedals from the 90's now.

Re: Rumour Mill

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:52 pm
by bob the r0bot
I hear one of the horses in broke back mountain was actually achtane and companda in two person costume

Re: Rumour Mill

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:10 pm
by Gearmond
i heard that was Jero.

and he used a stunt-cock.

Re: Rumour Mill

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:06 am
by Bassus Sanguinis
mathias wrote:Such a relief to get that one confirmed. I'm gonna go buy some more $20 plastic Arion pedals from the 90's now.


I've heard they have come up with the time machine or they just have longer delay time pedals available for the Swedish market.

I've also heard of a new line of BOSS pedals is starting with absolutely priceless pedal coming to market and Line6 has already stated they're making an emulator of it as soon as it hits the streets
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Re: Rumour Mill

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:40 am
by snipelfritz
Bassus Sanguinis wrote:
mathias wrote:Such a relief to get that one confirmed. I'm gonna go buy some more $20 plastic Arion pedals from the 90's now.


I've heard they have come up with the time machine or they just have longer delay time pedals available for the Swedish market.

I've also heard of a new line of BOSS pedals is starting with absolutely priceless pedal coming to market and Line6 has already stated they're making an emulator of it as soon as it hits the streets
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No way!!! I can't wait to try that out with my BC Rich Warlock through my Line 6 Spider. I bet I can sound just like Matt Bellamy or Dime or even better than both of them combined. I heard a rumor that you're all jealous.

Re: Rumour Mill

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:31 pm
by mathias
Nah, mang, you need this:
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Re: Rumour Mill

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:46 pm
by Bassus Sanguinis
Cheese is fine by me. I have heard - from sources that SUCK! - that when it comes to cheese, especially steamy on the nachos, 'THE DOG WILL HUNT!' :idk: SO what can I say: that chees factor's (yeah, i bought the Digitech 100% untrue by-stab digital semi-emulator version) better than ANY more of these.
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I heard THIS particular unit was sold in as-is condition to one person called Zachary Vex who's trying hard to pry in esoteric and forgotten gear to come with original ideas to outdo his rivals who sell better sounding products cheaper than him!

I also heard Tom was planning to sell ILF to Zachary.

Re: Rumour Mill

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:52 pm
by phantasmagorovich
I heard that Tom is actually Devis and Zacharys illegitimate son. All we know about Julie is that her solder points smell of fuzzy roses.

Re: Rumour Mill

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:57 pm
by Bassus Sanguinis
phantasmagorovich wrote:I heard that Tom is actually Devis and Zacharys illegitimate son. All we know about Julie is that her solder points smell of fuzzy roses.



FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu


THAT MAKES SENSE! SO MUCH! :lol:

...Does that make Aen a step-son-in-the-law of Zachary, he's too putting out pretty jaw-dropping pedals like MOSES with big words

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw3WxRs50z4[/youtube]

Re: Rumour Mill

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:08 pm
by mathias
I heard that whenever you want a zvex pedal, you can just pay some Chinese children to clone it, and they get it exact down to the paintbrush strokes. For $25 + shipping.

Re: Rumour Mill

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:09 pm
by bob the r0bot
I hear the moses is just a tube screamer :duck: