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Re: if you have a beard...
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:56 pm
by smile_man
unownunown wrote:smile_man wrote:I'm going to shave soon, and it will be the third time this week, this is weirding me out.
don't shave!
i dont have goodbeard
Re: if you have a beard...
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:31 pm
by lurkingsloth
unownunown wrote:lurkingsloth wrote:When I grow a beard there is one spot where no hair grows.
you know how some girls use makeup to fill in their eyebrows... could you do the same thing with a beard?
I think I would go to scratch my beard and then I would have black shit all over me. If I ever was to grow it for a long time and then did this, people would say I keep a pet octopus in my beard.
Re: if you have a beard...
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:33 pm
by lurkingsloth
maz91379 wrote:Mudfuzz wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8[/youtube]
One could always try it on their beard no?
If they sold spray on beard that actually worked like in a cartoon i would totally be there.
Sorta like whipping cream except hair with different colors and textures. I like it. I think I'll stick with the brillo until you patent it though.
Re: if you have a beard...
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:37 pm
by Companda
lurkingsloth wrote:
I think I would go to scratch my beard and then I would have black shit all over me. If I ever was to grow it for a long time and then did this, people would say I keep a pet octopus in my beard.
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Re: if you have a beard...
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:39 pm
by lurkingsloth
Companda wrote:octoface.jpg
That is top notch!
Re: if you have a beard...
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:10 pm
by smile_man
you can take your fucking octopus beard and fuck right off.
Re: if you have a beard...
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:19 pm
by Companda
WELL MAYBE I WILL 
Re: if you have a beard...
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:22 pm
by smile_man
<3
Re: if you have a beard...
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:25 pm
by unownunown
fuck your windmills and octopi. this is a bridge.
Re: if you have a beard...
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:26 pm
by smile_man
u cant build bridges without electricity dawg.
Re: if you have a beard...
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:27 pm
by unownunown
you totally can build bridges without electricity.
can you build a windmill without electricity?
Re: if you have a beard...
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:28 pm
by smile_man
yeah
Re: if you have a beard...
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:33 pm
by Companda
BUT, can you build bridges or windmills without octopi?
I think not.
Check. Mate.
Re: if you have a beard...
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:34 pm
by unownunown
shit.
Re: if you have a beard...
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:35 pm
by smile_man
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UIDsGyIVuk[/youtube]
fuck that shit.