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Re: Dat Azz Thread. NSFW!

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:53 pm
by Seedy
spacelordmother wrote:^ yuck.

I work with this ass:

No, seriously!

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It can be very difficult to get things done. :erm:


I can work with that ass.

Re: Dat Azz Thread. NSFW!

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:19 pm
by Jenesis
I would work that ass.

Re: Dat Azz Thread. NSFW!

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 4:04 pm
by deadbeatriot
i would do a lot more than just work with that ass.

Re: Dat Azz Thread. NSFW!

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 4:06 pm
by hclapp219
floating opera wrote:[image removed. yuck, too graphic.]


And den dey lick de poo-poo! Like ice cream!

Re: Dat Azz Thread. NSFW!

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:09 am
by spacelordmother
deadbeatriot wrote:i would do a lot more than just work with that ass.


Also, her front matches her back.... :drool:

She's born and raised Russian (no accent though :( ) so I've spent a lot of time talking to her about Russian food (I'm currently a chef) and she invited me to go with her to church :evil: and then the Russian community potluck afterwards.

However, she does have a boyfriend and he is training to be a UFC fighter, so I think it's better I keep my distance, even if my eyes are always up close. :thumb:

Re: Dat Azz Thread. NSFW!

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:50 am
by floating opera
[image removed. yuck, too graphic.]

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Re: Dat Azz Thread. NSFW!

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:53 am
by deadbeatriot
spacelordmother wrote:
deadbeatriot wrote:i would do a lot more than just work with that ass.


Also, her front matches her back.... :drool:

She's born and raised Russian (no accent though :( ) so I've spent a lot of time talking to her about Russian food (I'm currently a chef) and she invited me to go with her to church :evil: and then the Russian community potluck afterwards.

However, she does have a boyfriend and he is training to be a UFC fighter, so I think it's better I keep my distance, even if my eyes are always up close. :thumb:


an ass worth fighting fooorrrrrrr

Re: Dat Azz Thread. NSFW!

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:15 am
by Jero
spacelordmother wrote:
deadbeatriot wrote:However, she does have a boyfriend and he is training to be a UFC fighter, so I think it's better I keep my distance, even if my eyes are always up close. :thumb:

Key word "training" to be a fighter...he's not one yet. You're good, as long as you attack NEOW!

Re: Dat Azz Thread. NSFW!

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:30 am
by Gunner Recall
You need to get past that, because, no ass is worth thinkin' that much about...I always say.

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Re: Dat Azz Thread. NSFW!

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:47 am
by Jero
Gunner Recall wrote:You need to get past that, because, no ass is worth thinkin' that much about...I always say.
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LOL, dig the new avatar btw

Re: Dat Azz Thread. NSFW!

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:06 am
by spacelordmother
Gunner Recall wrote:You need to get past that, because, no ass is worth thinkin' that much about...I always say.


Oh, I was never under any impression that I would ever be under it. :)*

Just something that makes the work day brighter! :omg:


But don't you ever wonder, if you think about it hard enough, she might feel a tickle?? :lol:

Re: Dat Azz Thread. NSFW!

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:17 am
by Gunner Recall
spacelordmother wrote:But don't you ever wonder, if you think about it hard enough, she might feel a tickle?? :lol:


It worked for Luke Skywalker :idk: Heh I just wanted an excuse to use that quote...she looks like she has an ass worth thinking about :thumb:

Jero wrote:LOL, dig the new avatar btw

Mellon ;)

Re: Dat Azz Thread. NSFW!

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:14 am
by Big Mon
spacelordmother wrote:
deadbeatriot wrote:i would do a lot more than just work with that ass.


Also, her front matches her back.... :drool:

She's born and raised Russian (no accent though :( ) so I've spent a lot of time talking to her about Russian food (I'm currently a chef) and she invited me to go with her to church :evil: and then the Russian community potluck afterwards.

However, she does have a boyfriend and he is training to be a UFC fighter, so I think it's better I keep my distance, even if my eyes are always up close. :thumb:

I say shoot that guy in the face,after shooting him in the dick. Of course if you wanna take the high road,I know heel hooks,knee bars,arm bars,rear naked/guillotine/triangle chokes,ankle locks,and such. Plus,whileillegal in the octagon,throat strikes,groin shots and eye gouging are quite effective :thumb:

Re: Dat Azz Thread. NSFW!

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:42 am
by deadbeatriot
blooghost wrote:
spacelordmother wrote:
deadbeatriot wrote:i would do a lot more than just work with that ass.


Also, her front matches her back.... :drool:

She's born and raised Russian (no accent though :( ) so I've spent a lot of time talking to her about Russian food (I'm currently a chef) and she invited me to go with her to church :evil: and then the Russian community potluck afterwards.

However, she does have a boyfriend and he is training to be a UFC fighter, so I think it's better I keep my distance, even if my eyes are always up close. :thumb:

I say shoot that guy in the face,after shooting him in the dick. Of course if you wanna take the high road,I know heel hooks,knee bars,arm bars,rear naked/guillotine/triangle chokes,ankle locks,and such. Plus,whileillegal in the octagon,throat strikes,groin shots and eye gouging are quite effective :thumb:

and if you really wanna be a dick about it, all you need to learn is:

1. how to take someone down

2. how to stay in top control


take him down and JUST KEEP HIM THERE. don't do anything else. it's a guaranteed way to make him go blind with rage, but if you do it right there won't be anything he can do :lol:

Re: Dat Azz Thread. NSFW!

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:55 pm
by magiclawnchair
blooghost wrote:
spacelordmother wrote:
deadbeatriot wrote:i would do a lot more than just work with that ass.


Also, her front matches her back.... :drool:

She's born and raised Russian (no accent though :( ) so I've spent a lot of time talking to her about Russian food (I'm currently a chef) and she invited me to go with her to church :evil: and then the Russian community potluck afterwards.

However, she does have a boyfriend and he is training to be a UFC fighter, so I think it's better I keep my distance, even if my eyes are always up close. :thumb:

I say shoot that guy in the face,after shooting him in the dick. Of course if you wanna take the high road,I know heel hooks,knee bars,arm bars,rear naked/guillotine/triangle chokes,ankle locks,and such. Plus,whileillegal in the octagon,throat strikes,groin shots and eye gouging are quite effective :thumb:


everything ghostez just said but while wrapped in barbed wire... :evil: