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rustywire wrote:Have I slipped into a timeline where the market was beckoning for another 2 knob phaser with no features?

I can't be the only one who is dying laughing over here at that thing. Did their product department become Nihilists? Or do they just have an zany sense of humor.
"Let's call is the grape phaser"
"Brilliant! You're promoted"

Watch out Dwarfcraft. You were worried about Pigtronix. These guys are your REAL competition with their grape phasers.

I'm with both of you. What could be so special about this particular 2-knob phaser, that it had to be unleashed on the world at this time? As far as the name, my first two guesses are that it's either purposefully irreverent or it's like someone just gave up. "Yeah, we made the Grape Phaser. Whatsittuya, buddy?"

FF to 5 mins from now when an Aguilar rep signs up for this board, in order to tell us that his 5-yr old daughter's favorite color is grape.

someone is gonna have to link it so I guess it'll be me.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh1RkRxnAOs[/youtube]

$harkToootth wrote: Watch out Dwarfcraft. You were worried about Pigtronix. These guys are your REAL competition with their grape phasers.

THAT'S IT. DWARFCRAFT THE BUSINESS FOR SALE. $500 OBO.

aen wrote: THAT'S IT. DWARFCRAFT THE BUSINESS FOR SALE. $500 OBO.

NOOOO!!!!!!
That was their plan all along!
Now Aguilar is going to buy you out and churn out Grape Destroyers!!!

ALLisNOISE wrote:

aen wrote: THAT'S IT. DWARFCRAFT THE BUSINESS FOR SALE. $500 OBO.

NOOOO!!!!!!
That was their plan all along!
Now Aguilar is going to buy you out and churn out Grape Destroyers!!!

...I'd buy a grape destroyer.

Strange Tales wrote:someone is gonna have to link it so I guess it'll be me.

Man, I needed that.

Inconuucl wrote: ...I'd buy a grape destroyer.

Aen, my old pal, you've got to strike first.

Please!

Ghost Destroyer...
A Fax Phasing, CV mangling, behemoth of (PH)uzz!!!!

The market... Your friends... have spoken!

I might be a grape leap of faith but the rewards will be sweet. It's the kind of moral fiber we need around here.

echorec wrote:Teenage Engineering is teasing a new project on their Instagram account. Considering the OP-Z still hasn't hit stores, I would not hold my breath on this being available that soon either.

https://www.instagram.com/teenageengineering/

I believe they have pitched this as an OP1 with less hardware. You use it with other controllers or a smartphone app or a laptop.

whoismarykelly wrote:

echorec wrote:Teenage Engineering is teasing a new project on their Instagram account. Considering the OP-Z still hasn't hit stores, I would not hold my breath on this being available that soon either.

https://www.instagram.com/teenageengineering/

I believe they have pitched this as an OP1 with less hardware. You use it with other controllers or a smartphone app or a laptop.

If it runs on the ipad I'll be so in that the church would denounce it as disgusting and immoral.

Introducing the Colour Theory. An 8-step sequencer with six effects modes, full MIDI control, presets, tap tempo, and expression pedal input. It can even sequence external devices using MIDI! $199.99 USA street. Available 2.13.18 from your favourite Alexander dealer.

echorec wrote:

Introducing the Colour Theory. An 8-step sequencer with six effects modes, full MIDI control, presets, tap tempo, and expression pedal input. It can even sequence external devices using MIDI! $199.99 USA street. Available 2.13.18 from your favourite Alexander dealer.

haha that's kind of funny given the timing, it's like a jr version of the new empress

That pedal looks rad.

Oh the other hand, the new JHS is the single dumbest pedal I have ever seen. http://reverb.com/news/video-jhs-offers ... nsai-pedal

echorec wrote:This is a synthh desgined with kids 3 & up in mind. Based on looks and features, it's more of a family/sharing instrument. No pricing or real Web presence either, so probably more of a working concept than a ready-to-order item.

MIDI input for an external keyboard or sequencer controller.
Eight unique oscillator modulation schemes.
One Low Pass Filter.
Two Envelope Generators.
Two LFOs.
3-in/3-out modulation matrix.
Performance Mode optimizes device display for music production.
Audio Output jack.

[youtube]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1s98te0b4bo[/youtube]

[youtube]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=am_f8JWgzQY[/youtube]

I would get this for my kid.